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People will always be lying when they say, "i'm dead," amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
not if they're a zombie...
by Anonymous13 years ago
A friend and I have an inside joke where dead means gay so I guess if she went lesbian she could tell me she's dead and not be lying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ohhh, I took it as a joke. Like, they'll be "lying". Like, in a casket. >_>
by Anonymous13 years ago
ROFL
by Anonymous13 years ago
^ Haha i did the same thing at first!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm worried for the 10 people that voted no...
by Anonymous13 years ago
you're assuming that those 10 people also didn't ONLY understand this as a literal statement :-P
by Anonymous9 years ago
or "i'm mute"
by Anonymous13 years ago
What if they're only *mostly* dead?
by Anonymous13 years ago
or what if they wrote it in a letter like "by the time you read this, I'll be dead?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know this isn't exactly a serious post...but it's not lying when you say "I'm dead" and what you mean is that you're in a lot of trouble. And you can't discount that as meaningless just because it's hyperbole. The fact is that as a statement, the post is wrong because it depends entirely on whether the person is being literal.
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