Jesus's middle name must start with a H. I mean, people do yell "Jesus H. Christ.", amirite?

Am I wrong in assuming the 'H' stands for Holy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't sure either...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never heard anyone say that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a Southern thing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think it's a southern thing... I'm from the south and I've never heard anyone say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, Texas is in the south... and i don't get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely not a Southern thing....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A little known fact is that it's actually "Horatio." Jesus Horatio Christ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's hawt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, I like it(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the lead guy's name in CSI: Miami. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's a Southern thing. But yeah, I looked it up once, and some people say it stands for holy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not H, it's F, as in "Jesus F. Christ!" or, if you're not a pussy, "Jesus Fucking Christ!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've never heard it that way, I guess cause many people prefer to not "use thy lords name in vain." That or they don't like swearing in public??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. That's how I say it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say jesus fucking christ all the time. Fuck the pussies who don't like it. GODDAMMIT!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just because you don't care about using the Lord's name in vain doesn't mean others don't so for the sake of the Christians please edit your language thanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(christian-chick): agreed. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(christian-chick): Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ. Grow a thicker skin; you're on the internet. What do you expect?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im with you buddy, his middle name is 'Fucking'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup. If it really bothers you that much then stop using the internet or stick with Christian websites

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It may be your choice to use that phrase, but keep in mind that it is offensive to some, and it's only polite to refrain from using it. I find it funny how Jesus' name is used as a swear word, but for some reason, no other religions' gods are used as swear words. Also, it just doesn't even make sense--if you're going to use the f-bomb, at least use it in its proper meaning and not just sprinkle your vocabulary with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said I wasn't using the proper meaning? Also, if it makes a few babies cry, so what? Not my problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, common sense and a dictionary would say that. It's not an adjective; it's a verb or a gerund with a very specific meaning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand both the part of speech it is and the definition, thanks. Think outside the box, would you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, there are many things that are offensive to me but you don't see me telling people not to express themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really ? Use the "proper" meaning ? ok. so yesterday i was FUCKING my boyfriend. & then he said holy FUCKING shit that was good. & then i said yea but im pregnant so i have to get a FUCKING abortion. & then he said oh FUCK. & i said yea so do you want to continue FUCKING or what ? & then he said FUCK yea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we r on the internet but we do usually expect a bit of common courtesy. If someone asks u not to swear, let's not continue only cuz its makes them mad. That's dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have terrible grammar. That's dumb. More to the point, I don't think I'm being unreasonable at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're FUCKING retarded. GO MITCH ! ( ;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we r on the internet but we do usually expect a bit of common courtesy. If someone asks u not to swear, let's not continue only cuz its makes them mad. That's dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(christian-chick): Yeah, this is the internet. Go on /b/ and THEN we'll see how many people want to 'edit' their language. Your people make fun of my religion all the time, so don't bog me for doing the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're mistaken. Christians don't make fun of other people's religions. And if they do, then they aren't a true Christian. But I'm sorry you feel that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOUR people? what is that supposed to mean? we are all people. some just believe certain things. like in Jesus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. YOUR people. As in the people who are of YOUR religion. It's not a hard concept to grasp. And just in case you didn't pass eighth grade, there is historical evidence that Jesus existed. Not that he did all the crap some people say he did, but he was a real person. So if you don't believe in Jesus, history is fucked for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@294325 (Gemstar): do believe in Jesus actually. i dont remember saying i didnt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never said you didn't. I'm just saying that you saying 'believing in Jesus' makes you seem ignorant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@301869 (Gemstar): it doesnt make me seem ignorant. but you generalizing people as YOU people is racist :) have a nice day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did not. I said your people. As in people of your religion. Like my people can be people of my religion. Or people of my culture. Or people of my profession.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea...I've lived in the south my entire life. Never have I ever heard that phrase

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Texas, never heard that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard that, and I'm from the UK.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from florida, but my family is from west virginia, and I hear that expression all the time. I do think it's a southern thing...but a SELECTIVE southern thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I only hear jesus fucking christ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha it appears that some people are idiots and still continue to do something, even when someone asks you nicely to stop. I don't even go to church every Sunday but I thought common decency wasn't that hard? Maybe your brain can't handle that? It's okay, sit down, take deep breaths, and curse like the ignorant person you are. It makes you seem INCREDIBLY intelligent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha it appears that when some people disagree with others, they immediately resort to name-calling because that's all they know how to do. I don't go to church, but I thought common decency wasn't that hard. Maybe your brain can't handle that? That's fine. Lay down, collect yourself, and name-call like the rude person you are. It makes you seem VERY intelligent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch, you're just an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You base this assertion on what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol wow fuck off jesus freaks... Jesus fucking christ!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't handle being called an idiot Mitch? "Grow a thicker skin; you're on the internet. What do you expect?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stupid troll. Try hitting reply next time. Or leaving quotes in context. If you direct a statement at me, I intend to reply. Perhaps, ask a question so that I can see your motivations and understand where you're coming from. I guess that you have a problem with this. That said, you can call me whatever you damn well please. Or say whatever comes into your mind. I really don't have a problem with it. It won't ever effect me. If you do want me to answer my own question, I suppose I did expect fools like you to try and bait me, to get me to talk. I guess you've succeeded. I just hoped that maybe you'd have half a brain. I'd hoped for too much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's in Forrest Gump.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch is it your goal to be a rude, ignorant person? Because that's what it seems like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So says the troll. What's rude about asking an unloaded question to further a discussion? Am I ignorant because I attempt to draw reasonable conclusions based on the given replies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is hilarious because some other anonymous person thinks you're ignorant too. And I did quote you correctly..and in your rant nothing really made sense either. My point from the beginning. Was that if someone seriously goes out of their way to ask you nicely not to do something, respect them. And so what if I don't hit reply? You know it's directed towards you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All right, I'll assume there are now two of you. Two anonymous people want to goad me, and neither are willing to stand by their comments with a name. Just because several people share an opinion, it doesn't mean that they are correct. Also, neither of you have answered my questions or directly responded to my statements, instead choosing to sidestep them entirely. The quote was mine, but as I said before, it was taken out of context. If I was unclear, please tell me specifically what you would like me to clarify, as I would be happy to help you understand what I'm trying to say. Perhaps I was a tad rude, but I stand by my point. If you don't hit reply, then I won't get a notification that anbody replied to me, so I won't know if anybody has directed anything towards me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn, I missed a "y" in "anybody."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mitch is a pussy who fucks little kids for the joy of it. you fucking dick sucking, ass licking son of a bitch. ass wipe. asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Feel free to grow up at any time. Peace out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seriously, its intolerance like this that puts people off this site. Mitch with all due respect, u can share your views about the topic without being a dick. Freedom of speech doesnt give u the right to be a douche. All im trying to say is be a nicer guy, not so aggressive and defensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me? I'm the intolerant one? And I'm the dick? Amidst this comment section, what is it that led to you're conclusion that I'm the douche here? What did I do that was rude that I didn't acknowledge? As for being aggressive/defensive, give me an example. People have called me out (I can't tell if you are one of the ones who has before), and they have flamed me. From my seat, it looks like I was presenting valid points while receiving a lot of disrespect. I wouldn't consider that being defensive, I call that sticking up for myself. Tell me, am I aggressive because I told somebody to grow up, who clearly was a troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your* not you're.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that Mitch should just shut his damn face, but not because swearing bugs me. I really couldn't care less. He is just being annoying. Feel free to peace out any time Mitch, everyone would like this site much better if you just let yourself be real. The only reason he's still commenting is so he doesn't look like a total ass. Too late........ But I do admire him a little more for standing up for himself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry that you feel I'm being annoying. I'm just trying to defend myself with decent arguments against trolls. (If you found it so annoying, I don't understand why you'd go so far as to read it all, and then comment, but I digress.) I have absolutely no idea what you mean when you say, "Everyone would like this site much better if you just let yourself be real." Please elaborate. I'll thank you not to assume my intentions. I'm commenting because people have directed comments towards me, as you have, and feel that, though often rude, deserve some response. You can have your opinions, but I think you're reading all of this with tinted glasses. What makes me an ass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OKAY, let's clear this up about the original post!! XD It's not a Southern thing, it's a British thing. I'm British and I say it all the time and I hear others saying it all the time, so I'm assuming that's what it is :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure it's Harold.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Christ isn't his last name it is more of a title. I agree with MJH because I have been to California,Washington,Texas,Maine, and Georgia and never in my life heard Jesus H.Christ or maybe it is something few states say or states in the north central region.

by Anonymous 12 years ago