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Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?

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FISH MARKET?! What type of sick person would find this normal?!

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +72Reply
@The real Patrick Star would

Not really, since he's used to living with fish and not buying them.

what the heck?

Anonymous +43Reply
@what the heck?

Said the lesbian at a fish market.

amiritesucksnows avatar amiritesucksnow Yeah You Are +124Reply

Sometimes I feel as blind as lesbian fish at a market.

face before reading post: :D
face right after reading post: O_O

This is really funny. But I don't quite understand it.

bluegoddesss avatar bluegoddess Yeah You Are +22Reply
@bluegoddess This is really funny. But I don't quite understand it.

I think it has to do with vaginas smelling like fish or something.

Rebels avatar Rebel Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Rebel I think it has to do with vaginas smelling like fish or something.

Smelling? Really? I guess I can't quite position myself to get close enough to smell and see. Maybe they FEEL like a fish's mouth or something?

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@ilikefurrywolves4815 congratulations

Obviously that confession deserves some kind of an award, not a simple "congratulations."

@I'm 12 and know exactly what this means.

i thought younger kids knew everything these days wary smilie

I'm actually quite sure of myself....

Anonymous +19Reply
@I'm actually quite sure of myself....

That's because you are at home trying to think of a witty comment instead of at a fish market. You are just at a "f" apparently.

@I'm actually quite sure of myself....

How do you type if you're blind?

Anonymous +12Reply
@I'm actually quite sure of myself....

How do you respond to other comments if you're blind? Pretty sure they don't have braille monitors.

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@1494610

I know those exist, but how would the program know what to read? amirite is an active site that is constantly changing.

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@1494623

Hmmm.....we must find a blind person and ask them

I'm only that confused when my ice cream is hotter than two rats bumping uglies in a wool sock.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +19Reply

This really reminds me of Cassowary's post about blind vegetarians at Hooters.

I tried to think of something witty to say but I failed miserably.

pikabeaus avatar pikabeau No Way +17Reply

Nah... but sometimes I get more bored than a blind person at an art museum!

@1forrest1 Nah... but sometimes I get more bored than a blind person at an art museum!

Sometimes I get more aroused than a blind voyeur!

... Not much excites me anymore.

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@1495043

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out."

There you go.

@1494943

One of my friends' vagina smells like a petting zoo.

Whoo! Good mornin' ladies!

Anonymous +13Reply
@Whoo! Good mornin' ladies!

Colt 45 and two zigzags

Anonymous -2Reply
@Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

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@1495774

As the marijuana burns we can take out turn singing them dirty rap songs

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@1496019

And sell tapes from here to hong kong

@LasCataratasDeMuerte And sell tapes from here to hong kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

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Anonymous +5Reply
@Flyin' through Palmdale

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

7am2bottleswrongroad 0Reply

but if you were at a fish market, the fish would most likely be fresh and therefore have no smell

KateJoseph28s avatar KateJoseph28 Yeah You Are +12Reply

I feel that way right now

Anonymous +9Reply

No, but sometimes I feel as confused as a straight lesbian buying fish from a jewelry store.

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are +9Reply

OH GAWD. gross

oh...oh god

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@1495789

Some people get overworked about it, so it's funny to see their reactions.

Holy fuck I just died.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are -2Reply

lol at these comments

I'm a virgin....

FUCK!

PUSSY SMELLS LIKE FISH?!?!?!

Anonymous -6Reply
@I'm a virgin.... FUCK! PUSSY SMELLS LIKE FISH?!?!?!

Where the hell do you keep your cat?

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@1494655

The only vagina that kid has touched is his mothers...

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@1494724

1) he was sarcastically making fun of you because cmon, you ain't gettin any. And 2) stuffed animals don't count as girlfriends no matter how cute and cuddly they are. So go get your pacifier and blanky and head to bed.

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@1495270

That just got way to personal for me to handle.

Stage3_Unicorns avatar Stage3_Unicorn Yeah You Are +13Reply
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@1495514

TMI ... understand now?

Stage3_Unicorns avatar Stage3_Unicorn Yeah You Are +5Reply

unoriginal.

Anonymous -6Reply
@unoriginal.

unoriginal comment

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@1494887

you couldn't have taken an extra 10 seconds to type it into google and find the correct spelling of unnecessary?

For all y'all who have never heard this saying:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_...h_market'_mean

@EpicBoy Wait, wut?

you need to copy the whole link into the address bar; amirite only hyperlinked half of the link -.-

@Favvkes you need to copy the whole link into the address bar; amirite only hyperlinked half of the link -.-

Lolol! I'f you only open what's hyperlinked, you get this "What questions do not have enough information to be answered on WikiAnswers?"

They should look at it like an adventure! Instead of pin the tail on the donkey, it'd be put the tongue in the pussy.

So the post was made july 11th. then anon posted feb 11 then jewish doggy posted oct 11.
11 11 11. make a WISH!!!

Anonymous -22Reply
@So the post was made july 11th. then anon posted feb 11 then jewish doggy posted oct 11. 11 11 11. make a WISH!!!

I wish we could all get along like we did on the old amirite?. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat it and be happy...

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