+931 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel stupid, but I don't get it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Same here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You don't need a parachute to skydive because you can just jump out of the plane. However, if you want to skydive twice, you need a parachute so that you'll actually live while skydiving the first time so that you'll actually be able to skydive again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, thanks! Now I feel stupid :P haha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh thank you. That helped sooo much.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You can skydive without a parachute, but you will end up dying. You need one to stay alive and have the chance to skydive a second time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(not to be contradictory and annoying or anything) but I heard there was this dude that fell out of a plane with no parachute from like 100,000 feet and only broke one leg.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

batman?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

baha that made me smile :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You actually used to have clever posts. I'm so proud of you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

used to? and thankyou. You seen the other post that is exactly like this one?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. :o find it and link me. And I say used to as a joke, you've always had clever posts <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

aww, you too kind <3 i l your posts too and i just checked and it got deleted y :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm still kinda confused plz help😭

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I have no idea what it means

by Stupid_Kid 1 year ago

So it means *takes DEEP breath* DO YOU WANT TO LIVE OR TO DIE (if you want to die then don't take the parachute and jump, if you want to live then use the parachute) basically

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I heard that joke 1,000 times and I didn’t get it until I found amirite.com I’m stupid

by Anonymous 11 months ago

I still don’t get it

by The 17th milkshake 8 months ago

If you go skydiving one time without a parachute you die but if you want to go twice you should use a parachute

by Anonymous 7 months ago

ye but why cant you use the parachute twice?

by Anonymous 5 months ago