+1,243 Voldemort's just grumpy because he doesn't have a nose. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when he was a child someone "got his nossssee" and never gave it back. it kinda went down hill from there..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaha, got your nose! (: funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he does have a nose you're just jealous that you're not called the "Dark Lord."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(valaleeeee!): whats the point of being the dark lord if you don't have a nose to prop up glasses, i mean, dark magic will only get you so far...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People were just too scared to hug him, with his lack of nose and all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago