Every single person on the planet is related to each other, if you think about it - we all descended from the first living cell when the universe was first created. We're all related to the Queen, and Tom Cruise, and Barack Obama, it's really cool if you think about it, amirite?

Yeah,but it sucks that we're related to Snooki. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The problem is... Were going to get some religous people goin "GOD MADE US STOOPID"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GOD MADE US STOOPID.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait is it: God made us stoopid or God made us,stoopid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah we are all the same being-one entity

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh God, that must mean we are related to Courtney Love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my dear god, that must mean we are all related to Justin Bieber.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GOD DAMN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless somehow more than one cell was created at one time so the two wouldn't be related.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only problem is how the cell was created in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. But we'll never know so there is really no reason to worry about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True enough I guess. Doesn't mean that the human civilization will ever stop looking for it though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. Which is stupid because people with different beliefs will never stop arguing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, there wasnt only one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That means we're all products of incestuous beings

by Anonymous 13 years ago

incest is best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, no. We're all products of self-replication. Not incestuous beings. According to the "babble", we're products of incestuous beings. According to science, self-replication.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So.. That means we're actually deformed retards from original perfect humans

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Incest!!!!! Ahhhh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird when you consider that we have sex with each other.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong because it wasnt one cell, but God created billions of cells in each of the animals and plants He created.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have been waiting for the god post just waiting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you were right about the God posts. Lots of them actually lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My goodness, you take the Bible too literally. I'm a Christian, and I believe that those "seven days" were seven days in the time of a heavenly being (God) which could have been billions and billions of years for all we know. I also believe that science is always right, all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then thats not being a Christian. The Bible says 7 days, it was 7 days. Science is almost NEVER right. Like honestly, a Christian does not belive in the creation theroy. Thats not a Chistian, at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Creation isn't really a "theory", per se, more of a belief. I believe that God created life, I just believe that he did it through evolution. By the way, referring to it as a theory suggests that it has strong evidence behind it, thus eliminating the point of faith.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Science is usually right.She's being Christian.And I don't think she's supporting the evolution theory.She's just saying that God wanted to make us great, so he took a while, if I may say so

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no! A christian doesn't believe a SINGLE thing that a christian SHOULD! BURN THE HERETIC! In all seriousness though, just because they don't believe in something like that doesn't mean they're not christian. There are many things christians disagree on. Abortion, homosexuality, the creation of the world, the meaning of life.... you can't say YOU are always right, because you're not. No one and no thing is always right. And science is more right than religion has ever been.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you have ever heard or, read or watched the play called Inherit the Wind, thats where you might have heard it. Basically the poiint being that maybe the creation of earth and everything else may have taken what would have seemed to god as seven days, when really, it took billions of years per "day".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is everyone voting down the comments that have to do with god? That's not very multicultural.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm well the people arguing for creation have done an astoundingly awful job. Let me clarify; the Bible specifically states that the seven days was sundown then sunup, day two. Dusk then dawn, what have you. Also "God's days are different than ours so evolution could happen," no, cut the crap. People are saying that it's been "scientifically proven" that the earth is billions of years old, puh-lease. The scientists say that carbon dating doesn't work with items known to be over 50,000 years old. Hmm well how do we know this rock is older than 50,000 years old. Oh we potassium argon date it. And that is innacurrate at dates under 500 million years old? That's circular reasoning! They claim that radiometric dating works but it's a scam! They can't Potassium-Argon date stuff known to be under 500 million years old, so basically anything we know the date of, we can't potassium argon date. Evolution is the most ludicrous theory. So no, there is no evidence to suggest...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I'm the same guy) any evidence to suggest that the earth is older than 10,000 years. And those saying the earth can't be made in seven days? You're right. It was made in six. God rested on the seventh. But do you seriously believe that an all-powerful creator could not create the earth in 6 days? Isn't that lessening the power of an ALL-powerful? It's your belief to deny the existance of a God, Thats a whole different argument. But don't try to claim that God created the world through the big bang and evolution. That's being a misguided conformist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right on! I think I read somewhere that "the seven days weren't like our seven days". And hey,He's God, so he can change the length of days. Or maybe that's just his way of seven days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh. Yeah. A "day" for us is one full revolution of the earth, and God himself isn't really living like a human on earth, huh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh so that's how you guys can still believe in the Bible even though it's been proved that the earth is billions of years old, by saying "god's days are not like our days" really? That's so fucking pathetic, you can't handle the thought Christianity is wrong so you JUSTIFY reasons why we have solid facts about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are just as closed-minded as the pushy Christians trying to convert people like you. Don't be a hypocrite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Explain how that is being close minded? I'm pointing out that Christians are taking well known facts and then TWISTING them to fit their religion, rather than accepting it's a made up book that happened to continue for generations. That's nothing like being close minded, please understand the definition of a word before trying to use it k thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can believe in God if I want to, and others should respect that. Just like you can NOT believe in God if you want to, and others should respect that as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying you cant i'm just saying don't justify the whole 7 day thing by claiming God's days are different than ours. If you're gonna believe in the bible and God then believe in it! don't try to change facts just so you don't have to think about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just stfu and let people believe in what they want to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude,calm down!Seriously,I'm just saying what i believe in.No need to get snippy.I mean really,I'm not going on about all the other religions and nonreligions.So stop going off on me!Can't I say I believe in God, and can't you just say "Okay, I think you're wrong,but okay."?Can't you respect me,as I would respect you?And I said That the days were not like our days,not exactly "god days".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's just let people believe what they want to.. No since in arguing it won't change a thing.. If they believe in God let then be. If they don't believe in God then they don't just let it be people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does that mean we're all related to George W Bush?! :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but that also means were related to the one were in love with

by Anonymous 13 years ago

weird...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

let me just point out that there is no possible way it could take 7 DAYS to make a planet suitable for life, and make life. evolution of cells takes a LONG time. all you religious people are going to ransack me but let me tell you, when the Earth is being destroyed by romulans we'll all be gone while you think it's the rapture. personally I'd rather live on Mars or Pluto. at least the religious people that want u s to be converted will be gone and they'll stop giving us crap. so please, let us believe what we want to, and for me that would be science and evolution, oh yeah and the bible has been translated through Many languages so they've gotten stuff wrong in the English ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@299606 (Anonymous): i completely agree with you it's just not possible for a planet to be created in 7 days

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, not all of us "stoopid Christians" are trying to convert you. I really don't care if you don't believe in God. And read the above posts. Some people don't think it was 7 days like our own 7 days.And,really, just because some people are trying to force their beliefs at you, that doesn't mean we all are.But thanks for caring.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So your parents are related.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Guardian_Angel) oh please no.... NO.... by the way, I'm Christian and I believe in science.... I guess that means that I'm going to hell.... darn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay the world is full of incest? XD lovely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um... no... life didn't all start from one single-celled organism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, this is becoming a huge religous battle just from one post. hahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago