Your mom has burned dinner so many times, when the smoke alarm goes off at 6:07 it really just means "Come down for dinner," amirite?

-120 Your mom has burned dinner so many times, when the smoke alarm goes off at 6:07 it really just means "Come down for dinner," amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Until that one time when there actually is a house fire...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom IM's me if she sees I'm on Facebook... haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago