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Unicorns are just horses that can stab people, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No way, unicorn blood can grant immortality!
by Anonymous13 years ago
that's not a good thing. it's a punishment
by Anonymous13 years ago
He never said that it was a good thing, only that it's something that differentiates unicorns from horses. Reading comprehension, young padawan.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Damn straight, my nipple still hurts from that time i tried to take a sip of its blood
by Anonymous13 years ago
Unicorns are magical, though.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just saw that on tv yesterday
by Anonymous13 years ago
Unicorns are utter knowledge and innocence. They heal and protect. They are magical creatures that are born with eternal compassion. Sorry, if I sounded a bit nerdy there haha.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ha I saw this on Baggage yesterday...the dude had 250 unicorn figurines in his bedroom.
But I still agree.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, I saw that too, lol, 250.
by Anonymous13 years ago
this was on baggage last night! ahahah i laughed when I heard him say that (:
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