+549 Unicorns are just horses that can stab people, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way, unicorn blood can grant immortality!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's not a good thing. it's a punishment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He never said that it was a good thing, only that it's something that differentiates unicorns from horses. Reading comprehension, young padawan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn straight, my nipple still hurts from that time i tried to take a sip of its blood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unicorns are magical, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just saw that on tv yesterday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unicorns are utter knowledge and innocence. They heal and protect. They are magical creatures that are born with eternal compassion. Sorry, if I sounded a bit nerdy there haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha I saw this on Baggage yesterday...the dude had 250 unicorn figurines in his bedroom. But I still agree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, I saw that too, lol, 250.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was on baggage last night! ahahah i laughed when I heard him say that (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago