+304 How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some chips would be nice, jeez.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How to be a girl on amirite: generalize men in a way that would offend women if the shoe was on the other foot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Five pound chocolate bars would impress any woman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How to really impress women: be an attractive asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How to really impress women: have an attractive asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you measure the attractiveness of an asshole? Those things are pretty damn ugly...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like what you did there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How to impress assholes: Talk to Sherlock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it weird that I didn't agree with a lot of what she/you said about how to impress women? And I definitely disagreed with the male part. You wont impress them, you'll be the loose woman they have sex with and then discard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there was this guy I liked at one point and I asked one of my sister's friends (who was his best friend) how to impress him and he literately said "knock on his door with hot wings wearing a trench coat with nothing under it. He really likes hot wings." Needless to say, that dream fizzled out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's a cool story you should tell it at a party.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not only is this post inaccurate, it's also filled with stereotypes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just a protip to all the girls in this post. Don't listen to OP, you'll just become a fuck-buddy at best. Here's how you impress a guy: kiss him, hug him, compliment him, love him, tease him, protect him, listen to him, support him, make him a sammich from time to time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The beer is optional. Just show up naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If those are the kinds of guys you're trying to impress, then you need to develop a little thing called 'standards.' Or 'self respect.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago