+45 My cat mauled me in the face earlier. I was only trying to stroke him. FML. Oh wait... amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I see whut you did thar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That sucks brah, you gotta be more gentle with our feline friends.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It actually happened... :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

* I agree, your life sucks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today, my cat purred and licked me. I was only trying to provoke him into mauling me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you my evil twin?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nope, just being silly haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you totally deserved it. That's twice today that I've given FML hits that I didn't even wanna give.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today, I was playing with my cat. I don't have a cat. I'm still confused. MLIA

by Anonymous 14 years ago

For a moment there, I thought my soul, split in twain by some terrible act of dark magic, was once again whole. But, as you say, just being silly...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry to disappoint you. :/

by Anonymous 14 years ago