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Also by vivaciouspancakes+22Your arm will twitch when you're not looking, but the second you glance at it, it stops, amirite?
Also about friends+289Friends don't offer friends hardcore drugs. Anybody who wants you to wind up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney Houston doesn't give a fuck about you. AND those are just best case scenarios because they were rich and talented. amirite?
Also by vivaciouspancakes+291'Tuna Helper' and 'Chicken Helper' just don't have the same ring as Hamburger Helper, amirite?
Also about friends+351It's irritating when Facebook suggests friends for you when you have only one mutual friend with that person. Sure, Facebook, I want to become friends with my summer camp acquaintance's mom's personal trainer, amirite?
Also about friends+212You don't understand the whole new "friend-zoning" concept. Since when was someone supposed to fall in love/wanna bang all of his/her friends of the opposite sex? Guys should understand that just because they're nice to a girl doesn't mean she has to date them, and girls should understand that just because they're not a hoe doesn't mean the guy has to date them, and they should both understand that sometimes people just want to fucking stay friends. Amirite?
Also by vivaciouspancakes+15When you mow the lawn at this time of year, afterwards it looks like a battlefield of dead dandelions, amirite?
Also about friends+350Good friends give comfort when you're crying; Best friends go get the shovel to bury the loser who made you cry. amirite?