+372 Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year." Luke: "How could you possibly know that?!" Darth Vader: "I felt your presents.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I felt your mom Eric

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His mom died of cancer when he was 5, you asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

his asshole died of mom when he was 5, you cancer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His asshole died of 5 when he was cancer, you mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow I feel like an asshole... sorry about that. If it makes you feel any better I didn't know my mom when I was 5... :] Courage if you're joking... I'll fuck the hack out of your computer!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Better download some good firewall shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darth: Because Luke, I am your father. Also there is no Santa, I bought all the presents. Luke: Noooooooo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His cancer died when his mom put 5 in his asshole!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The reply button might have been helpful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm just noticed that your post has a background with 2 people like thingys... why? and how? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this as 'I felt your parents' ...facepalm

by Anonymous 12 years ago