Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements
...that wasn't nice
But you're a girl anyway...
Yeah, but I can still get in on the joke, can't I?
Yes, but, I thought it odd that you were offended by the centimeters thing.
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
This is definitely my favorite one.
I'll make you my Moaning Myrtle.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You goin' to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;)
damn i was gonna do the wand one :l
I'm Harry Potter. I'm actually not. Let's fuck.
Also dissing. If you don't over-analyze this one TOO much: "You're such a slut, you change boyfriends even more often than Hogwarts loses a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."
Hey. I read Harry Potter. (every unattractive girl in the room jumps on my dick)
Would you like to go out with me? I have a scar on my forehead because I survived a brush with death. No, no, not because I'm terribly strong or powerful. I was saved by my mother's love... No, okay. Cool. Who's my ginger friend? His name is Ron. Oh, okay bye then.
Works every time ;-)
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
May I come into YOUR chamber of secrets?
Can I spray basilisk venom all over your horcruxes?
Are you a bottle of Skelegrow? Because you're growing me a bone.
I may not be Luna, but I can lovegood. Can I stick my sorcers stone into your chamber of secrets?
That's an oddly shaped penis you have.
Hey, let's see if my sword will fit into your sorting hat.
that sounds slightly painful...
Like the Cruciatus Curse.
You think I could visit your restricted section tonight?
"Hey babe, I'm your boggart."
"What are you-"
"Don't even try to run."
Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
if someone said these lines to me, my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole halfway to china ;)
You must be a basilisk, because every time I look into your eyes I get hard as a rock.
Correction on mine: I don't have an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Encouraging unprotected sex?
I've been womping my willow thinking of you. Did you use aguamenti cause you've got me wet.
This has been the funniest series of comments I've ever read.
Wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
I'd like to put my name in your goblet of fire.
I might be a dementor, but souls arent the only thing I suck.
I'll make you scream louder than a mandrake ;)
i hope you have a few horcruxes... cause im about to destroy you.
If a boy tries to Slytherin your Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw his Gryffindor. ;)
is your name griphook? cause you're about to be goblin my cock
wanna beat my bludger?
You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn ME on, ;D
We're not in flitwicks class, but you sure are charming.
If I looked into the mirror of erised, I'd see you and I together
You don't even have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on. ;D
ME! I'm sorry, I had to... It's me, not I...
are you part veela? because you're fuckin sexy
my penis is a portkey. It'll take you to places you've only ever imagined...
Uhh yeah. You're my felix felicis, my brand new nimbus. You're someone I can trust, always there like the knight bus. No veela gon' tear us apart, you're like my favourite chocolate frog card. You reparo my heart and lumos my life, you leviosa my dreams and make it alright. Got what u need, yeah I'm rich, btw damn yous a sexy witch. No common whore, a brave gryffindor. No hufflepuff, I couldn't love you enough.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Okay, that one's just depressing.
That one's the last resort. If you can't get in her pants with dirty jokes, she'll sure as hell fall for a sappy, romantic Harry Potter reference.
You must be a witch, because it feels like you've just cast engorgio in my pants
I've just found the legendary resserection stone!
Don't worry, baby, I'm so quick, you won't need a timeturner to make it to work on time
Don't be alarmed if you're feeling Lestrange. I just slipped a potion in your drink.
Let's do it hippogriff style.
Shuddup. Everyone knows your patronus is a flobberworm.
I don't need a wand to make magic in the bedroom.
Wanna go to the Shrieking Shack? We can do some shrieking of our own.
I want your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets.
I don't need to use Lumos to see because your beauty shines brighter than a dying phoenix.
Bloody tale, mate.
If you were a dementor I'd be a criminal so I could get a kiss from you.
Is your name Severus Severus, cuz you're making my prince full blood.
You can be a snitch and I'll be Harry...NOW GET IN MY MOUTH! ;)
Can you make me wingardium leviosa?
Are you Cedric Diggory? Because...I would rather date a vampire ;)
harry potter is just as bad as twilight
BEST PICKUP LINE EVAR...wait nevermind...its not...
No they're actually for losers. But, you know, if they're into that...
No one asked for your opinion, Filthy little mudblood...