Harry Potter pick-up lines are the best kind, amirite?

May I come into YOUR chamber of secrets?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Can I spray basilisk venom all over your horcruxes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think I could visit your restricted section tonight?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Can you make me wingardium leviosa?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Correction on mine: I don't have an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Encouraging unprotected sex?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would you like to go out with me? I have a scar on my forehead because I survived a brush with death. No, no, not because I'm terribly strong or powerful. I was saved by my mother's love... No, okay. Cool. Who's my ginger friend? His name is Ron. Oh, okay bye then. Works every time ;-)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In centimeters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...that wasn't nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you're a girl anyway...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but I can still get in on the joke, can't I?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but, I thought it odd that you were offended by the centimeters thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

millimeters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

miles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll make you my Moaning Myrtle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey babe, I'm your boggart." "What are you-" "Don't even try to run."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, let's see if my sword will fit into your sorting hat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that sounds slightly painful...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like the Cruciatus Curse. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No they're actually for losers. But, you know, if they're into that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GTFO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one asked for your opinion, Filthy little mudblood...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? You goin' to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn i was gonna do the wand one :l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I may not be Luna, but I can lovegood. Can I stick my sorcers stone into your chamber of secrets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's an oddly shaped penis you have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also dissing. If you don't over-analyze this one TOO much: "You're such a slut, you change boyfriends even more often than Hogwarts loses a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also dissing. If you don't over-analyze this one TOO much: "You're such a slut, you change boyfriends even more often than Hogwarts loses a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shuddup. Everyone knows your patronus is a flobberworm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Harry Potter. I'm actually not. Let's fuck. Amidoingitrite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is definitely my favorite one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey. I read Harry Potter. (every unattractive girl in the room jumps on my dick)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you a bottle of Skelegrow? Because you're growing me a bone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to put my name in your goblet of fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

harry potter is just as bad as twilight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEST PICKUP LINE EVAR...wait nevermind...its not...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been womping my willow thinking of you. Did you use aguamenti cause you've got me wet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if someone said these lines to me, my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole halfway to china ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wanna take a ride on my broomstick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, that one's just depressing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That one's the last resort. If you can't get in her pants with dirty jokes, she'll sure as hell fall for a sappy, romantic Harry Potter reference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjzOEEV_3WA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a boy tries to Slytherin your Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw his Gryffindor. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be a basilisk, because every time I look into your eyes I get hard as a rock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can be a snitch and I'll be Harry...NOW GET IN MY MOUTH! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you were a dementor I'd be a criminal so I could get a kiss from you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is your name Severus Severus, cuz you're making my prince full blood. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I might be a dementor, but souls arent the only thing I suck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you Cedric Diggory? Because...I would rather date a vampire ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll make you scream louder than a mandrake ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wanna beat my bludger?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my penis is a portkey. It'll take you to places you've only ever imagined...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you part veela? because you're fuckin sexy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hope you have a few horcruxes... cause im about to destroy you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're not in flitwicks class, but you sure are charming. If I looked into the mirror of erised, I'd see you and I together You don't even have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ME! I'm sorry, I had to... It's me, not I...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn ME on, ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is your name griphook? cause you're about to be goblin my cock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be a witch, because it feels like you've just cast engorgio in my pants I've just found the legendary resserection stone! Don't worry, baby, I'm so quick, you won't need a timeturner to make it to work on time Don't be alarmed if you're feeling Lestrange. I just slipped a potion in your drink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh yeah. You're my felix felicis, my brand new nimbus. You're someone I can trust, always there like the knight bus. No veela gon' tear us apart, you're like my favourite chocolate frog card. You reparo my heart and lumos my life, you leviosa my dreams and make it alright. Got what u need, yeah I'm rich, btw damn yous a sexy witch. No common whore, a brave gryffindor. No hufflepuff, I couldn't love you enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's do it hippogriff style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't need a wand to make magic in the bedroom. Wanna go to the Shrieking Shack? We can do some shrieking of our own. I want your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't need to use Lumos to see because your beauty shines brighter than a dying phoenix.

by Anonymous 13 years ago