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Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

I'll make you my Moaning Myrtle.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You goin' to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? ;)

AwkwardMoments1s avatar AwkwardMoments1 Yeah You Are +82Reply

I'm Harry Potter. I'm actually not. Let's fuck.

Amidoingitrite?

Also dissing. If you don't over-analyze this one TOO much: "You're such a slut, you change boyfriends even more often than Hogwarts loses a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

Anonymous +58Reply

Hey. I read Harry Potter. (every unattractive girl in the room jumps on my dick)

Would you like to go out with me? I have a scar on my forehead because I survived a brush with death. No, no, not because I'm terribly strong or powerful. I was saved by my mother's love... No, okay. Cool. Who's my ginger friend? His name is Ron. Oh, okay bye then.

Works every time ;-)

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. hello smilie

fatimas avatar fatima Yeah You Are +53Reply

May I come into YOUR chamber of secrets?

@LaLaLaLucy May I come into YOUR chamber of secrets?

Can I spray basilisk venom all over your horcruxes?

Are you a bottle of Skelegrow? Because you're growing me a bone.

theonlystrangeones avatar theonlystrangeone Yeah You Are +48Reply

I may not be Luna, but I can lovegood. Can I stick my sorcers stone into your chamber of secrets?

Hey, let's see if my sword will fit into your sorting hat.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +39Reply

You think I could visit your restricted section tonight?

Trazzzs avatar Trazzz Yeah You Are +38Reply

"Hey babe, I'm your boggart."

"What are you-"

"Don't even try to run."

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

if someone said these lines to me, my panties would drop so hard there would be a hole halfway to china ;)

Anonymous +33Reply

You must be a basilisk, because every time I look into your eyes I get hard as a rock.

Marios avatar Mario Yeah You Are +32Reply

Correction on mine: I don't have an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Trazzzs avatar Trazzz Yeah You Are +30Reply

I've been womping my willow thinking of you. Did you use aguamenti cause you've got me wet.

majados avatar majado Yeah You Are +29Reply

This has been the funniest series of comments I've ever read.

Wanna take a ride on my broomstick?

I'd like to put my name in your goblet of fire.

I might be a dementor, but souls arent the only thing I suck.

I'll make you scream louder than a mandrake ;)

i hope you have a few horcruxes... cause im about to destroy you.

If a boy tries to Slytherin your Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw his Gryffindor. ;)

FlipFlopsAndSockss avatar FlipFlopsAndSocks Yeah You Are +20Reply

is your name griphook? cause you're about to be goblin my cock

wanna beat my bludger?

You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn ME on, ;D

We're not in flitwicks class, but you sure are charming.
If I looked into the mirror of erised, I'd see you and I together
You don't even have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on. ;D

are you part veela? because you're fuckin sexy

my penis is a portkey. It'll take you to places you've only ever imagined...

Uhh yeah. You're my felix felicis, my brand new nimbus. You're someone I can trust, always there like the knight bus. No veela gon' tear us apart, you're like my favourite chocolate frog card. You reparo my heart and lumos my life, you leviosa my dreams and make it alright. Got what u need, yeah I'm rich, btw damn yous a sexy witch. No common whore, a brave gryffindor. No hufflepuff, I couldn't love you enough.

theplaymakers avatar theplaymaker Yeah You Are +10Reply

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

@FlyingGuineaPig Okay, that one's just depressing.

That one's the last resort. If you can't get in her pants with dirty jokes, she'll sure as hell fall for a sappy, romantic Harry Potter reference.

You must be a witch, because it feels like you've just cast engorgio in my pants

I've just found the legendary resserection stone!

Don't worry, baby, I'm so quick, you won't need a timeturner to make it to work on time

Don't be alarmed if you're feeling Lestrange. I just slipped a potion in your drink.

Let's do it hippogriff style.

Also dissing. If you don't over-analyze this one TOO much: "You're such a slut, you change boyfriends even more often than Hogwarts loses a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

Anonymous +3Reply

I don't need a wand to make magic in the bedroom.
Wanna go to the Shrieking Shack? We can do some shrieking of our own.
I want your basilisk in my Chamber of Secrets.

I don't need to use Lumos to see because your beauty shines brighter than a dying phoenix.

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Bloody tale, mate.

If you were a dementor I'd be a criminal so I could get a kiss from you.

Rass avatar Ras Yeah You Are -4Reply

Is your name Severus Severus, cuz you're making my prince full blood. hello smilie

Anonymous -5Reply

You can be a snitch and I'll be Harry...NOW GET IN MY MOUTH! ;)

Amandangerouss avatar Amandangerous Yeah You Are -13Reply

Can you make me wingardium leviosa?

Anonymous -19Reply

Are you Cedric Diggory? Because...I would rather date a vampire ;)

Anonymous -30Reply

harry potter is just as bad as twilight

No they're actually for losers. But, you know, if they're into that...

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