Women can do anything men can do, except we can do it in heels. amirite?

At least we can pee our names in the snow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know girls who can do that. I've never tried, but I bet I could. Just with way more difficulty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We can text while we pee. Much more useful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you realize that men text while we pee too, right? Its called using your second hand. We do it all the time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dunno about you, but I don't text when I'm pissing. I use both hands to hold onto it, I CAN use one hand to hold it, but I can't text with one hand. Plus my phone would be right above the toilet, and when I try to text one handed I drop it. I don't want to drop it in the toilet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I normally just aim it and start going then text with both hands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So can boys. You only pee one-handed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Using one hand to text is hard. We get to use both.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys can sit to pee, too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

None of them do though.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Texting/typing with one hand while peeing isn't hard. I'm doing it right now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It is for me... Could be my small hands. Can't make my thumb reach across to the other side of the keyboard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure females can't get an erection.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's see you change a tire.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have actually had to schange a tire in heels and a dress because none of the men in the car knew how to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sexy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is silly. Some things men can do that women simply can't (and never will be able to do), and women do some things that men can't do. Also, there are men who wear heels and women who don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bullshit. There are things men can do that women can't. There are also things women can do that men can't. There ARE differences between men and women besides the thing dangling between their legs (or lack thereof). Also, nice job at acting superior. Real mature.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh and I can go shopping for clothes and spend $5

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't even fucking walk normal in heels, so no. And inb4 butthurt girls try to deny it, you know it's true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not butthurt, but I really can walk in heels. It's about as easy as walking on your tippy toes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It depends on the shoe and the size of the heel. I can walk quite well in my shoes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The ad right next to this post was an ad for a pair of red heels...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When are people finnaly going to understand that the ads are always going to be related to the post??????

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This guy knows the concept of Internet cookies.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Isn't this from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty good at having a penis. I only know a few girls who are better than me at that, and they can't do it in heels.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/38108 ^ is transgendered. Woman with a penis and heels. Bam.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure men could walk in heels as well, they just have the common sense not too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except for the men who wear heels...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ejaculate semen

by Anonymous 12 years ago

vaginas

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/653549 Ironic vote contrast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about not wearing heels?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only girl who nearly kills herself every time she wears heels? So no. I could not do anything a man can do...and do it in heels.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would guess 7 other Pawns can't either

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That....was awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're not alone...I can't walk in heels either. BLISTER CITY!!!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Posts like this are ridiculous. Only men can grow facial hair and can fertilize eggs. Only women can birth children. Women cannot do everything in heels(skiing, climb Mt. Everest, jump rope), and even if they can they cannot do it as well. The fact is that men and women are different, certain genders are better at different things, and neither gender is superior or inferior to the other. Also, no one has been both a girl and a boy and thus no one is in a place to make judgments. Just accept the differences and move on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Women can grow facial hair. Why do you think we wax?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll admit that I don't keep track of where girls wax. In any case, it is an interesting question. I would guess that girls wax ultimately because they are trying to conform to society's standard that says that to be pretty girls cannot have facial hair. If not that, then its possible that girls get irritated with the hairs or they like the feeling of a smooth chin. Any of those correct? Truthfully, I find it difficult to judge why girls wax because I am a guy but those are my best guesses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And while bleeding.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hope the people in heels know that years from now they'll probably end up with messed up feet. Try doing anything better when you can't walk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know about anyone else here, but my family doesn't let me wear heels anymore. The last time I tried, I fell and broke a window with my hand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you a tranvestite wolverine?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hermaphroditic skunk bear, actually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Get a girl pregnant in heels. I dare you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Female IVF doctor?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Doctors aren't allowed to wear heels to work though. BAM Logic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago