I would rather be a super villain then a super hero. If you're a hero, you have to spend your whole life trying to fight off evil, never knowing when your life's in danger. Villains at least get to have fun for a while, amirite?

Wow... I posted this so long ago and nothing happened! It got like, three votes. Now it's homepaged. Good feeling :)

Villians also have cooler gadgets.

Not to mention they ALWAYS find a way out of jail!

and they have a minion who they can boss around.

And they have cake days, evil cake days >8D