Your parents have never actually given you a "sex talk", amirite?

I actually learned what sex was through an elementary dictionary... O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad did. It was awful. He even drew pictures...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get them constantly from my mother. It's even worse after you've been dating the same guy for a long time. :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

''Penis goes into vagina. Spermys come into woman. Cute babies come. Unless you wear gloves.''

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i was like 10 and bouncing off the walls. and then my dad was like "Oh, yeah your penis goes into a woman and yeah.." I was speechless. I didnt realize how much power i had!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I learned all I needed through public school. Nuff said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thought that said PUBIC school and i LOLed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my mom always just told me to close my legs idk if that counts lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sex talk went "Dad, I had sex..." "I'm disappointed in you. You're going on the pill. Goodnight."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I learned from pr0n. Good thing I was spared that really weird conversation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew what sex was... I was just told if my soldier is saluting, cover it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think my dad tried the other day. i said "bees sting birds". Then the conversation ended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..not only that, but I was also given sex talks from other peoples parents :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was given it when I turned nine. Am I the only person on this site whose sex talk wasn't awkward?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nine? isn't that kind of young?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess? I started puberty reaaaally early, so my mom felt that I needed to hear it when I started puberty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents decided to avoid multiple awkward conversations by simply telling my oldest sibling and then having them pass it on lol. Looking back, it was smart on their part. One day I came home and my older sister was just "mom and dad are making me tell you about sex so listen up." Yeah... awkward...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom attempted to, but before she started, I just said 'You don't need to tell me this' and I left.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only time my folks ever even mentioned the word was once during Scrabble. I'd made the word(no idea where I'd heard it), my mom said to never use it again...and that was that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago