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You have to laugh at these kids who drink "coffee" in an attempt to look mature, amirite?

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I have friends who brag about how they have 'been drinking coffee since they were 3' and it's like, who gives a shit? It's a hot beverage, get over yourself.

heysoulsisters avatar heysoulsister Yeah You Are +19Reply

I drink tea. Makes me much older.

@OnePenguin I drink tea. Makes me much older.

I drink penguin blood. Makes me more mature.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +8Reply

I've been drinking coffee since I was quite young because I think it tastes good, and some people have been laughing about it. This post makes me suspicious ... do people think I'm trying to be mature? Hmm ... stupid.

I was just drinking frozen coffee, and I thought you were ripping on me. But then I realized you were ripping on kids who were literally just drinking it because it made them look mature.

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are +8Reply

I've never seen any kid drink coffee to "look mature." I drank coffee for a long time when I was little. You either like the taste or you don't, not to look mature.

@Iamsorite Countless kids do it to seem mature.

Countless kids mature and seem to do it.

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Or province?
Aight.

Iamsorites avatar Iamsorite Yeah You Are +1Reply

Meh coffee sucks except for black coffee. See I'm so cool for trying to look mature, amirite?

@Iamsorite I could get into that, but I won't.

What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?

@SirCheekyBastard What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?

What if you actually learned to read?

If you drink coffee because you like it, fucking go for it.
but if you're drinking a certain beverage to look mature or some stupid shit like that, then GTFO.

Iamsorites avatar Iamsorite Yeah You Are +12Reply

I like coffee ice cream

ilostmyshoes avatar ilostmyshoe Yeah You Are +6Reply
@ilostmyshoe I like coffee ice cream

I just ate a bowl of coffee crisp ice cream, does that count?

Kluklayus avatar Kluklayu Yeah You Are +3Reply

Why is coffee in parentheses?

@IllDissapear Why is coffee in parentheses?

They're quotes not parentheses. And that is a good point.

DictatorCourtneys avatar DictatorCourtney Yeah You Are +12Reply
@DictatorCourtney They're quotes not parentheses. And that is a good point.

I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured, as opposed to real coffee that's been brewed.
But it's still a stupid idea - like others have said, I haven't met people who drink certain drinks just to appear mature.

@Kluklayu Only one?

Yeah. The supplement made me feel slightly on edge, and it made my sigmoid colon uncomfortable. I nearly lost control of my sphincter.

@Simon I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured...

Ah, I didn't even know there was such a thing (flavored milk "coffee" substitute).

That's kind of a common stereotype in America of hipsters and the like. It might be more of an idea than any actual people, but I still have this feeling as though I've seen teenage girls do this.

@IllDissapear Why is coffee in parentheses?

I believe it means that tree is so much cream, sugar, milk, etc. that it's no longer really coffee. Therefore, "coffee."

Fuck what people think, I love coffee.

Slenderfans avatar Slenderfan Yeah You Are +3Reply

It's stupid anyway, coffee just yellows your teeth and makes you dependent on it to even function in the morning.

I drink coffee milk like a cool kid.
wary smilie

The only coffee I enjoy is Tim Horton's French Vanilla's.
I don't drink any other type of coffee to seem "mature".

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