You have to laugh at these kids who drink "coffee" in an attempt to look mature, amirite?

Meh coffee sucks except for black coffee. See I'm so cool for trying to look mature, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I could get into that, but I won't.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What if you actually learned to read? If you drink coffee because you like it, fucking go for it. but if you're drinking a certain beverage to look mature or some stupid shit like that, then GTFO.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ah man I hate reading. And i actually don't like coffee at all. i think it's gross.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like coffee ice cream

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just ate a bowl of coffee crisp ice cream, does that count?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never seen any kid drink coffee to "look mature." I drank coffee for a long time when I was little. You either like the taste or you don't, not to look mature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Countless kids do it to seem mature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Countless kids mature and seem to do it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was just drinking frozen coffee, and I thought you were ripping on me. But then I realized you were ripping on kids who were literally just drinking it because it made them look mature.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Frozen coffee, or a cappucino, makes you look more sophisticated. XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I drink tea. Makes me much older.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I drink penguin blood. Makes me more mature.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have friends who brag about how they have 'been drinking coffee since they were 3' and it's like, who gives a shit? It's a hot beverage, get over yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is coffee in parentheses?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They're quotes not parentheses. And that is a good point.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured, as opposed to real coffee that's been brewed. But it's still a stupid idea - like others have said, I haven't met people who drink certain drinks just to appear mature.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had a five-hour energy once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only one?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. The supplement made me feel slightly on edge, and it made my sigmoid colon uncomfortable. I nearly lost control of my sphincter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, I didn't even know there was such a thing (flavored milk "coffee" substitute). That's kind of a common stereotype in America of hipsters and the like. It might be more of an idea than any actual people, but I still have this feeling as though I've seen teenage girls do this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit I meant quotes

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe it means that tree is so much cream, sugar, milk, etc. that it's no longer really coffee. Therefore, "coffee."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been drinking coffee since I was quite young because I think it tastes good, and some people have been laughing about it. This post makes me suspicious ... do people think I'm trying to be mature? Hmm ... stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only coffee I enjoy is Tim Horton's French Vanilla's. I don't drink any other type of coffee to seem "mature".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's stupid anyway, coffee just yellows your teeth and makes you dependent on it to even function in the morning.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck what people think, I love coffee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I drink coffee milk like a cool kid. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago