I have friends who brag about how they have 'been drinking coffee since they were 3' and it's like, who gives a shit? It's a hot beverage, get over yourself.
I've been drinking coffee since I was quite young because I think it tastes good, and some people have been laughing about it. This post makes me suspicious ... do people think I'm trying to be mature? Hmm ... stupid.
I was just drinking frozen coffee, and I thought you were ripping on me. But then I realized you were ripping on kids who were literally just drinking it because it made them look mature.
I've never seen any kid drink coffee to "look mature." I drank coffee for a long time when I was little. You either like the taste or you don't, not to look mature.
If you drink coffee because you like it, fucking go for it.
but if you're drinking a certain beverage to look mature or some stupid shit like that, then GTFO.
I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured, as opposed to real coffee that's been brewed.
But it's still a stupid idea - like others have said, I haven't met people who drink certain drinks just to appear mature.
Ah, I didn't even know there was such a thing (flavored milk "coffee" substitute).
That's kind of a common stereotype in America of hipsters and the like. It might be more of an idea than any actual people, but I still have this feeling as though I've seen teenage girls do this.
I have friends who brag about how they have 'been drinking coffee since they were 3' and it's like, who gives a shit? It's a hot beverage, get over yourself.
I drink tea. Makes me much older.
I drink penguin blood. Makes me more mature.
I've been drinking coffee since I was quite young because I think it tastes good, and some people have been laughing about it. This post makes me suspicious ... do people think I'm trying to be mature? Hmm ... stupid.
I was just drinking frozen coffee, and I thought you were ripping on me. But then I realized you were ripping on kids who were literally just drinking it because it made them look mature.
Frozen coffee, or a cappucino, makes you look more sophisticated. XD
I've never seen any kid drink coffee to "look mature." I drank coffee for a long time when I was little. You either like the taste or you don't, not to look mature.
Countless kids do it to seem mature.
Countless kids mature and seem to do it.
Or province?
Aight.
Meh coffee sucks except for black coffee. See I'm so cool for trying to look mature, amirite?
I could get into that, but I won't.
What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?
What if you actually learned to read?
If you drink coffee because you like it, fucking go for it.
but if you're drinking a certain beverage to look mature or some stupid shit like that, then GTFO.
Ah man I hate reading. And i actually don't like coffee at all. i think it's gross.
I like coffee ice cream
I just ate a bowl of coffee crisp ice cream, does that count?
Why is coffee in parentheses?
They're quotes not parentheses. And that is a good point.
I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured, as opposed to real coffee that's been brewed.
But it's still a stupid idea - like others have said, I haven't met people who drink certain drinks just to appear mature.
I had a five-hour energy once.
Only one?
Yeah. The supplement made me feel slightly on edge, and it made my sigmoid colon uncomfortable. I nearly lost control of my sphincter.
Ah, I didn't even know there was such a thing (flavored milk "coffee" substitute).
That's kind of a common stereotype in America of hipsters and the like. It might be more of an idea than any actual people, but I still have this feeling as though I've seen teenage girls do this.
Shit I meant quotes
I believe it means that tree is so much cream, sugar, milk, etc. that it's no longer really coffee. Therefore, "coffee."
Fuck what people think, I love coffee.
It's stupid anyway, coffee just yellows your teeth and makes you dependent on it to even function in the morning.
I drink coffee milk like a cool kid.

The only coffee I enjoy is Tim Horton's French Vanilla's.
I don't drink any other type of coffee to seem "mature".