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You have to laugh at these kids who drink "coffee" in an attempt to look mature, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Meh coffee sucks except for black coffee. See I'm so cool for trying to look mature, amirite?
by Anonymous15 years ago
I could get into that, but I won't.
by Anonymous15 years ago
What if i don't care about what others think about me, and i just like the taste?
by Anonymous15 years ago
What if you actually learned to read?
If you drink coffee because you like it, fucking go for it.
but if you're drinking a certain beverage to look mature or some stupid shit like that, then GTFO.
by Anonymous15 years ago
Ah man I hate reading. And i actually don't like coffee at all. i think it's gross.
by Anonymous15 years ago
I like coffee ice cream
by Anonymous15 years ago
I just ate a bowl of coffee crisp ice cream, does that count?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've never seen any kid drink coffee to "look mature." I drank coffee for a long time when I was little. You either like the taste or you don't, not to look mature.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Countless kids do it to seem mature.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Countless kids mature and seem to do it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was just drinking frozen coffee, and I thought you were ripping on me. But then I realized you were ripping on kids who were literally just drinking it because it made them look mature.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Frozen coffee, or a cappucino, makes you look more sophisticated. XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drink tea. Makes me much older.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I drink penguin blood. Makes me more mature.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have friends who brag about how they have 'been drinking coffee since they were 3' and it's like, who gives a shit? It's a hot beverage, get over yourself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why is coffee in parentheses?
by Anonymous13 years ago
They're quotes not parentheses. And that is a good point.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I took it to mean "coffee" as in coffee-flavoured milk that you buy, like chocolate-flavoured or banana-flavoured, as opposed to real coffee that's been brewed.
But it's still a stupid idea - like others have said, I haven't met people who drink certain drinks just to appear mature.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I had a five-hour energy once.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Only one?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah. The supplement made me feel slightly on edge, and it made my sigmoid colon uncomfortable. I nearly lost control of my sphincter.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ah, I didn't even know there was such a thing (flavored milk "coffee" substitute).
That's kind of a common stereotype in America of hipsters and the like. It might be more of an idea than any actual people, but I still have this feeling as though I've seen teenage girls do this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shit I meant quotes
by Anonymous13 years ago
I believe it means that tree is so much cream, sugar, milk, etc. that it's no longer really coffee. Therefore, "coffee."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've been drinking coffee since I was quite young because I think it tastes good, and some people have been laughing about it. This post makes me suspicious ... do people think I'm trying to be mature? Hmm ... stupid.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The only coffee I enjoy is Tim Horton's French Vanilla's.
I don't drink any other type of coffee to seem "mature".
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's stupid anyway, coffee just yellows your teeth and makes you dependent on it to even function in the morning.
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