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On days when you wake up really nauseous, you become very paranoid for a few seconds. Then you remember, you are still a virgin. amirite?

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That's like me waking up nauseous, having a panic attack, and then realizing I'm a guy. Like how can you do that?

Anonymous +17Reply

and when I miss my period.... but then I remind myself :)

Anonymous +13Reply

I'm a guy, so my initial thought was "wary smilie Wait, what?"

@The_Enlightened I'm a guy, so my initial thought was " Wait, what?"

I want to favorite this, just because that smiley face kicks ass.

Anonymous +3Reply

If you actually do that, you're pretty stupid.

@super_sour_diesel If you actually do that, you're pretty stupid.

Lol. That would be pretty stupid indeed. But I saw something like this on FML so some stupid people actually do do that. (I did try to avoid the repeated do but my brain is on vacation today.)
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I'm not.

Anonymous +7Reply

Nah. When I wake up nauseous, pregnancy is the last thought on my mind. Usually, I'm like "Shit! I better not be getting the flu, or I'll be pissed." Or "I should NOT have had that much alcohol last night. Fuuuuuck."

Yeah. It's usually the second of those two. Haha.

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