+406 On days when you wake up really nauseous, you become very paranoid for a few seconds. Then you remember, you are still a virgin. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah. When I wake up nauseous, pregnancy is the last thought on my mind. Usually, I'm like "Shit! I better not be getting the flu, or I'll be pissed." Or "I should NOT have had that much alcohol last night. Fuuuuuck." Yeah. It's usually the second of those two. Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and when I miss my period.... but then I remind myself :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you actually do that, you're pretty stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. That would be pretty stupid indeed. But I saw something like this on FML so some stupid people actually do do that. (I did try to avoid the repeated do but my brain is on vacation today.) F***! I forgot to sign in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's like me waking up nauseous, having a panic attack, and then realizing I'm a guy. Like how can you do that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

beat me to it : (

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a guy, so my initial thought was "wary Wait, what?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to favorite this, just because that smiley face kicks ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago