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Also about short span+848In the movies, the girlfriend always catches her boyfriend in that short span of time when he is unmaliciously comforting another girl, amirite?
Also about life decisions+382"Snooki's like a prison jumpsuit: She's bright orange and once she's on you, you really start to question the life decisions that led you to this point.", amirite?
Also by mandy+8You've just looked at your computer screen for an unnecessary long amount of time because you want to figure out something witty to post on this site before, amirite?
Also about life, short, and span+370"Life is short. Wtf? Life is the longest thing anyone has done!" No, retard. Life IS short. We only have 80 or so years to live, and when you think about how long things like koi fish and tortoises, which can live over 200 years, a human's life span is short. So shut the hell up. amirite?
Also about life and short+623Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
Also about major life+234Writing a résumé is sort of depressing - ever major life accomplishment coming down to one piece of paper, and often times, not a particularly impressive one, amirite?
Also by mandy+23When someone is counting down a timed action (i.e. 3...2...1...), you never start on "one"; instead, you start on the beat after, amirite?
Also by mandy+7You've stumbled across something that you made when you were younger (i.e. papers from a long-lost club, old homework, old drawings) and realized two things: that what you wrote/drew was very perverted, and you have grown up to think very pervertedly. You were disgusted with yourself either way, amirite?