Adams punishment fo sin was that he had to work hard in the fields and for Eve she'll have terrible pain from child birth BUT the snakes punishment, who fucks up everything remember, is that he must crawl on his belly for the rest of his days. Really God? Really? thats it? not really much...

+120 Adams punishment fo sin was that he had to work hard in the fields and for Eve she'll have terrible pain from child birth BUT the snakes punishment, who fucks up everything remember, is that he must crawl on his belly for the rest of his days. Really God? Really? thats it? not really much of a punishment for a snake is it? I bet that snake just could not believe his rotten luck, Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You try not having legs...I'm sure that's as bad as it gets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, and ps snakes had legs before this happened. If you are being sarcastic, yours wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If someone could please explain why they are voting this person down, that would be great.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe. Good one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, bro. Not only did you manage to use the wrong form of "your," but you added in a random "s." ono

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that is called a lizard. OR read this http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/23/a-fossil-snake-with-four-legs/

by Anonymous 6 years ago

you have no way of knowing that you werent there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You weren't there during World War II. How do you know that happened?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not Christian, can somebody tell me the whole story?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is actually a story in the Quran

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I laughed, Alot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's exactly what I thought of too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God says don't eat fruit, Evil Satan snake (or whatever) tells Eve to eat fruit, Eve eats fruit, Eve gives fruit to Adam, Adam eats fruit, God gets mad, God punishes all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Evil sounds like a real bitch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you read it, it sounds pretty bad. To have to crawl on your stomach forever? I'd rather have pain from giving birth couple times in my life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ricky Gervais - Animals Tour? Well, at least you're anonymous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Christians kind of assume that snakes could walk before the curse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If anything, it sounds like God was doing them a favor. I can't imagine snakes walking around would be particularly comfortable for them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... Yet they don't believe in evolution?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most Christians do! We just believe is small scale evolution. Like birds growing harder beaks. But we don't believe in birds growing fins or whatever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/23/a-fossil-snake-with-four-legs/

by Anonymous 6 years ago

The typical idiot, trying to understand the Bible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The typical troll, flocking to a religiously related post to be an idiot and get attention.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've re-read my comment several times and still can't understand where you got that from.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I may be over analyzing, but that seems to be a very troll-like comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're over-analyzing. I wasn't trying to troll at all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then I retract my statement but remain skeptical.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but they're snakes. Organisms evolve into what is most useful for them to survive....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Such numb stories

by Anonymous 6 years ago