The board game Life doesn't think about little things like divorce, drive-by shootings, your kid committing suicide, or a terrorist in clown makeup hijacking your car. It's just go to college, get a job, get married, have kids, retire, amirite?

+566 The board game Life doesn't think about little things like divorce, drive-by shootings, your kid committing suicide, or a terrorist in clown makeup hijacking your car. It's just go to college, get a job, get married, have kids, retire, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is so depressing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It also doesn't include falling in love for the first time Or waking up curled right next to someone else Or watching a puppy fall asleep Or waking up to the smell of bacon Or proving an ignorant doucebag wrong It discludes a lot :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not many people have to deal with those things apart from divorce.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude i get my car hijacked from a terrorist disguised as a clown EVERYDAY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure you do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's probably true since I dress as a clown and hijack cars everyday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow what? Why do you dress as a clown and hijack cars?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Told you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago