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If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. amirite?

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I think every single one of Mitch Hedburg's jokes has showed up on this site at this point. Jesus.

Then again, if there's a really good float who's throwing out really cool stuff, imma follow them....me personally, I stand at the end of the parade, because that's when they throw you all the stuff they didn't throw :)

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RIP Mitch Hedburg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!mitch headburg

Being in a parade is really short.

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