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Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was mad. She told him, ""Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning she woke up to find a brand new bathroom scale in the driveway, amirite?

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You stole that from...somewhere.

Bob is going to be sleeping on the couch.

i havnt heard this before and i thought it was funny so :P

Anonymous +4Reply

God, who cares if they'd seen it before? Half the posts on here are just copies of comedian's jokes, slogans, etc., so why is it such a big deal that gasp a couple of people have read it before! its still funny either way, get over yourselves.

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@God, who cares if they'd seen it before? Half the posts on here are just copies of comedian's jokes, slogans, etc...

Probably because this is more of a well known joke. It's better when it's an obscure joke or quote that not many people have heard. Or even a very popular that everyone has heard. This one is more in the middle which seems off-putting to me for some reason. Eh. I guess it doesn't really make sense once I try and explain it.

I have seen this before -.-

Anonymous +2Reply

Hahaha(: OWNEDdddd.

Anonymous +1Reply

ive never heard of it before. i dont care if it was plagurized it made my day.

Wow, shallow and plagarized. Well done.

420Grrl 0Reply

Funny but why is this on amirite?

win :)

moonshines avatar moonshine Yeah You Are 0Reply

ive heard this joke tons of times... its really not all that funny and commenter ; you probably plagairize posts too but seriously telling people to get "over themselves" doesnt really fit this situation you idiot.

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