+880 Bob was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was mad. She told him, ""Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning she woke up to find a brand new bathroom scale in the driveway, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have seen this before -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole that from...somewhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, shallow *and* plagarized. Well done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, who cares if they'd seen it before? Half the posts on here are just copies of comedian's jokes, slogans, etc., so why is it such a big deal that *gasp* a couple of people have read it before! its still funny either way, get over yourselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably because this is more of a well known joke. It's better when it's an obscure joke or quote that not many people have heard. Or even a very popular that everyone has heard. This one is more in the middle which seems off-putting to me for some reason. Eh. I guess it doesn't really make sense once I try and explain it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive heard this joke tons of times... its really not all that funny and ^commenter ; you probably plagairize posts too but seriously telling people to get "over themselves" doesnt really fit this situation you idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bob is going to be sleeping on the couch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha(: OWNEDdddd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Funny but why is this on amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i havnt heard this before and i thought it was funny so :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive never heard of it before. i dont care if it was plagurized it made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago