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You should always get someone a serious birthday gift along with a dildo, that way, if they don't like the gift, they can go fuck themselves, amirite?

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Or give them the receipt so they can return it. But I like your idea better.

Dameequas avatar Dameequa Yeah You Are +8Reply

YOU GOT THAT FROM EASY A, DIDN'TCHA

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@I_Predict_A_Riot YOU GOT THAT FROM EASY A, DIDN'TCHA

I doubt it, considering I made the post months before Easy A came out.

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