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Also about fuck, gift, and dildo+200This Christmas you are buying everyone a small cheap gift and a dildo. So if they don't like the first gift they can go fuck themselves. amirite?
Also about fuck and birthday+195You get pretty offended when you receive a message during the afternoon of your birthday that says something like 'Happy birthday! Hope you had a great day.' You're like "Whoa man, slow down. My day's not over yet. Fuck you and your premature past tense.", amirite?
Also about birthday gift+247A thoughtful birthday gift with no monetary value is worth much more than an expensive gift card, amirite?