+995 You've never actually heard the punchline of the "A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if someone votes "no way!" they better tell us the punchline.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I was thinking when I made this! Either I'll get a lot of "Yeah You Are!"s or I'll finally find out what the punchline is. It's a win-win situation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too! i was thinkin the same thing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i voted no way, as in no way i'm telling you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EVIL!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And have a wonderful time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the joke is itself. There is no punch line but it has been said so often that, that line in itself was a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i get it now!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. Fortunately, they only ended up with a small bump on the head. YOUR WELCOME (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop. On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(continued) and confirmation." Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus." They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are an awesome person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because I know how to google something? I don't know if that means I qualify as awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, because I wanted to know the answer but didn't want to look it up. But since you did and I didn't have to, that qualifies you as awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, glad I could help then

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha now I have to change my vote

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A preist and a rabbi walk into a bar, a class of children walk by and the preist says "let's screw them!" And the rabbi asks "out of what?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I thought that this was one that everybody knew... I guess my family just has an abnormal love for stupid jokes that have been around for too long. Took me the longest time to figure out why nobody liked my "Why did the chicken cross the road" bit in grade 2.

by Anonymous 13 years ago