Anne Frank was the most inspiring Muslim story you've ever heard, amirite?

Muslim? Anne Frank? What?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

stop trying to get a low point. Even you clicked no way on this post there is no yya which is automatically given when posted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... She was Jewish

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what is this i dont even

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Um? She was Jewish?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Her story truly was such an inspirational, Islamic story.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's probably my favorite parable in the Qur'an. Either that or Romeo and Juliet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How can those parables compare with Aunty Mavis' Book of Recipes?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They don't even compare.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, Romeo and Juliet was ok, but it all went down-hill when Mufasa died.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude fucking spoiler alert! I'm only to the part where Tarzan is eaten by centipedes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh my gosh, wasn't that part awesome!? It was my second favorite part. The best part was definately when Calvin had to save Hobbes from the werewolves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This whole bit made me laugh. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude its a joke, chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes people, she was muslim. Hitler was jewish, his wife was hindu, and his army was cuban. Don't you guys know anything?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This made me giggle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think I'll ever forget it. I cried when Nemo died! I can't believe Dumbledore killed him!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well it wasn't his fault scar had hypnotized him.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But I thought he was evil all along. I mean, he did kill Jack Sparrow and Victoria Beckham, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, it was implied at the end that Jack killed himself after Victoria's death, and Victoria was technically killed by the bomb.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah the one that barney set up because he wanted Victorias platform shoes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But Jack WAS in love with Victoria, right? Sorry, I just converted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah Jack loved Victoria but Victoria loved Channing Tatum but he loved Jack

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TROLLLL

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I do love a good troll :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Inspiring story but she was Jewish.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zoon't feeed ze troooll!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

someone's confused?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I for one think that's pretty dang funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's just so sad that the Buddhists ended up catching her...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah sorta like that one Jewish tale about Adam and Eve!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't Jewish people believe in the Old Testament?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's IN the Torah

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry I would have no way of knowing that. I just assumed it was different religions, so different stories and such.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sorry if I sounded rude :) Christianity was formed by Jews, sort of like hinduism/buddhism. Jesus didn't intend on making a new religion, but the changes he made were so radical that it started a whole group of people that were seperate from the Jewish people. People started calling them "Little Christs" or Christians, and gradually Christianity lost Jewish practices and holidays. The Torah is the same as the first five books of the Bible; Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait, I thought Anne Frank was the one who was all ehhhhh 'till that miracle worker came along and knocked some smarts into her.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Helen Keller.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I'm pretty sure that was Anne Frank.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hte it when I go all ehhhhh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hate*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha me too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah.She spent all that time hiding in her kitchen from Robert E. Lee

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*spoiler alert* I kill Dumbledoore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago