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"Hello, my name is Mr. Airline Representative! In order to preserve the safety and comfort of other passengers, please sell back your seat cause we're overbooked, share a row of seats with a toddler, and eat crappy food while breathing recycled air. Oh, and throw out your $7 airport water, cause you could blow up the plane. Have a nice day! amirite?

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Oh no... The end quotation is missing.

Very funny post though. :)

PersonaNonGratas avatar PersonaNonGrata Yeah You Are +4Reply

actually if you buy the drink in the airport after you have gone through security you can bring it onto the plane. BUT i get what you're saying and I hate flying too lol

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The food is optional, so you have the choice to eat it.

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