"i envy gay people, because when they get married, it's called a civil union. it'd be nice to say, no, i don't want a divorce, i'd simply like to secede from the union & join the confederacy of bangin other bitches" , amirite?

+428 "i envy gay people, because when they get married, it's called a civil union. it'd be nice to say, no, i don't want a divorce, i'd simply like to secede from the union & join the confederacy of bangin other bitches" , amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some guy on comedy central, stand up at the elray i believe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's fucking retarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's cool. you're so cool, i hope i'm as cool as you one day, cause that would be cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago