I expected all the comments to be really serious, about sex and marriage, but nope, they're about peanuts x)
haha people have their priorities XP
Lmao omg yeah I just noticed that :o rofl.
i just want to love all the first comments and the whole easygoing-ness of this post :)
And obvs mine, just cos its hilarious ;).
It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on planes anymore though D:
Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about going on a plane in a few months...
Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest, and neither served peanuts. Just other "assorted snacks". I'm like where are the damn peanuts?! ):<
Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were the best part of the flight!
Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5 bucks to spare and want to get ripped off, buy some at one of the food places in the airport :P lol.
A few months I took a flight for a vacation, the flight there was coach and didn't have anything but a $10 sandwich =( not worth it. But I upgraded to 1st class and got mixed nuts on the way back FOR FREEE lol I guess that was worth the $40 upgrade =P
Oh damn, now thats a deal :D and MIXED nuts?! Lucky (;
I rode Southwest about a week ago, and a few weeks before that, and both times I got peanuts.
For real? Then wtf?! That stewardess was lying to me -.-
I'm sorry you had to ride peanutless... they were lightly salted too.
Lol, don't taunt me D;
Airtran gives pretzels and Biscoff Gourmet cookies. :D
Maybe they only stop serving peanuts on flights with people that expressed they are allergic to peanuts?
Like my grandpa is so allergic we can't even have it in the house when he's over, so a bunch of people chewing away on peanuts right next to him might not be good.
We got pretzels. D:
In my opinion that's an acceptable replacement, but for all you peanut lovers I guess not.
Yeah, I like 'em too, But it was my first plane ride nd I was looking forward to these wonderful peanuts everyone was talking about.
I rode a plane for first time a month ago. I was so excited for the peanuts. Then, they gave me pretzels. -_-
LMAO!! This is my first genuine laugh of the morning; thanks xD
=] glad I could help!
Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some for free.
peanuts or sex?
Both, but probably not at the same time.
Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.
It's not the same. Gotta be on a plane.
mile high club?
Last time I had peanuts during a flight, I was glad... because peanuts can't get you pregnant
:[ im waiting til marriage. :<
Good, that's not the point. A lot of people (when brought up) make sex about marriage, but marriage isn't about sex. It's about a destination, and you get some tasty peanuts on the way ;P
So you're saying we should get married for the peanuts. I couldn't agree more.
Exactly what I was getting at. Spot on.
When I first read this yesterday I thought you were saying that waiting until marriage to have sex is pointless.
Then I read it again today and realized you were saying that its ok to wait, but you shouldn't get married JUST for sex, like you shouldn't get on a plane JUST for peanuts.
Nice post, I like it, it's true.
Thanks :) Waiting for marriage can be very special. But to me it's not the most special thing.
To eat peanuts?
I was going to say that! >.<
Elephants get married for the peanuts.
Dude that's just a bonus. They probably eat peanuts during that too.
or after, instead of smoking cigarettes.
You know what? I feel so bad for those less fortunate souls who are allergic to peanuts. I'd say that's rather unfair, and they should get a free snack on their flight that won't kill them.
i flew first class on american and got burger, chips, and cookie... after the warmed mixed nut of course
Warm mixed race nuts...yum.
Peanuts > pretzels
Marriage isn't about sex, it's about the lack of sex.
Also, this "Danny" guy sounds really sexy. Great name.
Well then, flying on a plane isn't about the peanuts; it's about the lack of peanuts.
I thought it was about the snakes
Haha some people really like those peanuts. Don't judge!! :]
i really like those tooten fried tobasco peanuts.
Wait, why do you get on planes?
I've never had peanuts! :)
=( I sowwy.. it's nothing to be ashamed of.. lots of people haven't had.. er.. peanuts =)
Actually no don't listen to Danny California, it is something to be ashamed of, there is NO one on this earth that I know that has never had peanuts. I'm allergic to nuts and I still eat 'em. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for being so weird
You love them nuts, dontcha? I'm more of a shaft man, myself.
Really? I don't know what it is about nuts, but I just can't stay away :/
in australia we used to get peanuts on our flights now we get macadamia nuts covered in weird spices, i miss the peanuts :(
(this is on qantas btw)
But in my defense, I really like peanuts.
Screw the peanuts, I WANT MA SODA! :D Hooray for caffine and high frutose corn syrup.
It's not worth it if you're allergic?
It's still worth it, I puke every time I eat nuts and guess what, I still eat 'em!
Dude, you don't have to use your mouth on the nuts if it makes you gag. A standard blowjob is fine.
I'm all about quality, if that means throwing up a little, then be it. So long as the customers are satisfied ;]
Yeah but a peanut doesn't get your pregnant.
On second though, I have been craving peanuts lately, but I want to wait for that SPECIAL peanut to come along before it enters MY mouth. It will be such a moment.
No but in reality, I agree that getting married JUST for sex is weird. BUT, waiting to have sex until you are married is a different story and is fine. People a lot of times wish to have sex only within the confines of marriage because of religious or ethical values, or simply seeing sex as something more special and less casual. Something that requires a deeper connection, and at the least legal proof of some sort of commitment, because a promise and a song doesn't cut it anymore. Especially with all the "hit it and quit it" kind of guys floating around these days. So they want to get married, to get married, but in addition won't have sex outside of a marriage.
You cannot get in before that. He's always eating chips. Always.
look, this is getting old. this is zubat's thing, not your thing. i mean, people like you haven't just killed the zubat eating chips thing, they have OBLITERATED it. please stop.
It was dead without other people. Zubat killed it when he first said it. It was never funny.
i thought it was funny
Not just any old messiah
XD wait.. YHWH wasn't the messiah..
Every heard of the Trinity?
Ok this post is seriously GOLD.
The font looks black to me...
This post is now diamonds.
I'm on a horse.
Now it's platinum.
I love me some nice nuts....
im allergic to peanuts cries
You're allergic to peanuts crying?
let me rephrase that
i'm allergic to peanuts
Seems like everybody hates you for being allergic to peanuts. I feel your pain, I'm allergic to peanuts too. Cries
You are right, that is a good reason to get married.
marriage is MUCH more expensive
I like peanuts.
I like turtles.
I like Black people. I also like other races of people, like Klingons, but I don't hold any great preference amongst the races.
Best part about first class, warmed mixed nuts :) mmm
you get sex when you're married?
dare to dream, kiddo
A commited relationship with someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with because you love them for who they are. Dare to dream. Anon.
it was a joke about how as soon as you get married the sex stops.
learn to not get so defensive, you uppity faggot.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken your negative comment and turned it around on you like that. Me having such a positive outlook on the whole thing really just isn't fair. You were right, I was being completely defensive and uppity. Thank you for demonstrating a much more mature alternative to those characteristics. Anon.
I got a better one.
Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a tiger for transportation.
That's why I buy all my tigers for sex.
This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the last time you heard someone say I'm get married JUST to have sex? A lot people have the opinion that sex should be enjoyed only WITHIN the confines of marriage, which is a completely legitimate opinion. Everyone knows that marriage is more than sex but it is an important part. It is the number two reason for divorce, after finances. Just like no one would say, hey let's take a flight so I can get some airplane peanuts.
I don't think Danny is trying to insinuate that people sit there and go, "Hey, wanna fuck? Best we get married first, though!" and run off to the altar, solely so they can bonk each other... Rather that people often rush into marriage because they're eager to have sex but don't truly wish to be married (yet, at least.)
But you still voted it up?
But they might say "I want some peanuts, let's take a flight as soon as we can afford it even though it might not be the best thing for us right now.
Almost any young adult that has friends who are saving themselves for marriage will have a friend or two who gets married reallllly quickly and you know it's for the sex.
I've got friends who have met, gotten married, and divorced within a year. What other reason is there to rush in?
This is from a Jeff Foxworthy routine.
whoever voted down is dumb...cuz your correct
I voted it down, why? Because the people who call out the originality of things are the ones most bitter for not thinking of it first. I honestly don't remember where I heard it. It just popped out of the archives in my brain this morning. Not my original thought.. but I beat Kel to it. =P
Okay, This post and all of this conversation makes me lose faith in humanity. There is nothing wrong with waiting till marriage to have sex. That's called self control and self respect.
I'm pretty sure the post means getting married just so you can have sex...
Theres always that one person who takes the post way to seriously, amirite?
You missed the point of the post. And while there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage to have sex, it doesn't mean that the people who have sex before marriage don't have self respect.
I know what you mean, but I think the post was saying that you shouldn't get married JUST for sex and that it should be about more than that.
You clearly missed the whole meaning of this post.