+116 A motherfucker, is technically your dad, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not if your parents are gay or divoreced.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

it doesnt matter if there divored your alive aren't you? so they did it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well they are someone who had sex with a woman who subsequently became a mother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The next time someone calls you a motherfucker, tell them you fucked their mother.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no a motherfucker is only someone who fucked their OWN mom

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dislike how I had to pause in the middle of that sentence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago