+554 You know you're a complete douche bag when: 1. You wear sunglasses at night. 2. You have pencil thin mustache going from ear to chin on both sides. 3. Your facebook pictures consist of you shirtless, a couple girls in the background, and you're the one taking the picture (in a mirror). 4. People hardly reconigze you without a shirt. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wear my sunglasses at night (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wear my moonglasses in the day (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, description of my ex boyfriend right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a douche! Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh. You just completely described me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sir, then you are a douche. Just kidding I have no idea who you are , but you do fit the "douche sterotype".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do I fit said 'douche stereotype'?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because you wear your sunglasses at night, you rarely wear a shirt, your pro pic is you shirtless with chicks and you taking the pic in a mirror, and people dont recognize you with a shirt on

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know me too well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with all except n.4. the others were hilarious though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why thank you! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But all Americans wear their sunglasses at night. It's a proven fact.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't ,therefore; not proven. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

5. you photoshop abs onto your profile picture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! I should've added that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He sounds hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alot of douches are kinda hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's annoying when they know they're kinda hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also add that they have a name like "the situation"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh god, sorry I should just take a bunch of pictures with guys instead

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but do you really need ALL the girls,sir douche?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know you're a douche when you don't know the difference between a moustache and beard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know your a complete douche bag when you're either to lazy to make an account or too afraid to say your real name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago