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You know you're a complete douche bag when: 1. You wear sunglasses at night. 2. You have pencil thin mustache going from ear to chin on both sides. 3. Your facebook pictures consist of you shirtless, a couple girls in the background, and you're the one taking the picture (in a mirror). 4. People hardly reconigze you without a shirt. Amirite?

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@574053

Fine, I'll rename it a "douche beard".

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can....

5. you photoshop abs onto your profile picture.

Ugh.
You just completely described me.

@Clay_ Ugh. You just completely described me.

Sir, then you are a douche. Just kidding I have no idea who you are , but you do fit the "douche sterotype".

@Clay_ How do I fit said 'douche stereotype'?

because you wear your sunglasses at night, you rarely wear a shirt, your pro pic is you shirtless with chicks and you taking the pic in a mirror, and people dont recognize you with a shirt on

I wear my sunglasses at night (:

Anonymous +1Reply
@I wear my sunglasses at night (:

I wear my moonglasses in the day (:

Haha, description of my ex boyfriend right there.

I agree with all except n.4. the others were hilarious though.

But all Americans wear their sunglasses at night. It's a proven fact.....

Anonymous 0Reply

He sounds hot.

@TicTacAddict He sounds hot.

Alot of douches are kinda hot.

@Mrs_Winchester96 Alot of douches are kinda hot.

It's annoying when they know they're kinda hot.

Anonymous +2Reply

also add that they have a name like "the situation"

Anonymous 0Reply

Oh god, sorry I should just take a bunch of pictures with guys instead

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@575543

I got that one off my favorite show "Supernatural". I didn't exactly come up with it. I just thought it was pretty funny.

You know you're a douche when you don't know the difference between a moustache and beard

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@You know you're a douche when you don't know the difference between a moustache and beard

You know your a complete douche bag when you're either to lazy to make an account or too afraid to say your real name.

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