Using your neighbor's wireless Internet connection is a bit like having sex with a dead woman: You know it's wrong, but at the same time, they'll never find out. amirite?

I do it, only because our tangible internet's wires have detached, so we need to have it fixed.

Plus, the neighbor's wireless I use is my Auntie's and she gave me permission. :D

I don't know about the whole dead woman thing..

No. A woman ALWAYS knows.

I shouldn't have posted anon D:

A correct statement and an odd analogy.

except the neighbors network gives response :P