It's sad that every guy named 'Richard' has been deprived of a perfectly good nickname just because there apparently weren't enough words for 'penis', amirite?

+172 It's sad that every guy named 'Richard' has been deprived of a perfectly good nickname just because there apparently weren't enough words for 'penis', amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't feel that bad for "Richards" though. They still have Rick, Ricky, Rich, Richie, and whatever spelling variations go with those. My name is Lauren. What kind of nickname do I get? There's nothing. I'm just always and forever Lauren. Plain old Lauren. :(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Laurie, Lo, Ren?

by Anonymous 13 years ago