+422 Preparing to cut an onion is like a guy about to watch a sad movie. "I won't cry," he says. It's a sign of weakness, defeat. He studies the onion as he does the plot summary on the DVD case, learning his foe. "You won't get to me this time," he vows. But of course, with the unveiling of the onion, as with the unveiling of the film's plot, the tears come anyway, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago