+2,044 Love is like a toilet. Sometimes it's full of crap, and other times it's right there when you need it to be. Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is a bad analogy. when is love full of crap? love is just a feeling. same with being there when you need it to be. It should be a friend or something instead of 'love.'

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What about when you're dating someone you love and they cheat on you? I think that's full of shit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

then it's not true love

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you can think it's love.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

then you piss all over it. it all makes sense now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHA made me laugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Way to post anonymously. Lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

way to comment anonymously. lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This analogy is shitty. Pun intended.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

other times it's there when you need it to be, so you can fill it with crap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet this dude is kinda pissed he/she made this post on Anonymous...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have you tried flushing your toilet, it really clears it from the shit, therefore love is full of water? what about a bidet is that like love? It splashes your ass with water? You've had some unfortunate relationships I must say

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. Also, sometimes its just further away than you want it to be, and you have to put effort into getting it. And when you're calmly walking by it, you need it more. It also breaks down, from time to time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago