If you drank Mountain Dew instead of your mother's breast milk as a baby, you might be a redneck, amirite?

+256 If you drank Mountain Dew instead of your mother's breast milk as a baby, you might be a redneck, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You might be awesome! Do the Dew, because everythings better on the mountain!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you drink your mother's breast milk instead of your Mountain Dew now, you might be a redneck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago