+309 I made a hotdog today, and it literally caught on fire after 10 seconds in the microwave. The universe is trying to tell me to stop trying to cook, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't put a hot dog in a microwave. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure you do! How else would you heat a hot dog?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bbq?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or. set it in a pot of not boiling but hot water over the stove.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grill them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a lot of effort for one hot dog though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really, just put it in some water and wait for the water to start bubbling. Then take it out. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

microwaving a hot dog =/= trying to cook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But that's as close as I get to cooking.. anything else i make is doomed to failure..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My brother exploded water. He also melted a microwave plate (the glass spinny thing)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seriously? Just cut a slit in the top of the hot dog... works every time

by Anonymous 13 years ago