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Also about calories and celery+200You burn calories when eating celery, amirite?
Also about calories+203Since digesting food burns calories, the more you eat, the more calories you burn, amirite?
Also about celery+414Since celery takes more energy to digest than it contains, a horrible way to kill or torture someone would be to lock them in a room with only celery, amirite?
Also about negative and calories+473It would've been sweet if eating something healthy cancelled out eating something unhealthy with the same amount of calories, like healthy food had a "negative" amount of calories, amirite?
Also about negative+93It's annoying when you say something negative but true about yourself and someone is like "aw, no that's not true, you're wonderful" and you're just like "Dude. Yes it is, it's OK." and them trying to tell you otherwise just reinforces that the trait is a negative thing and that's why they're trying to convince you that you don't have that trait and it ends up making you feel worse in the long run, amirite?
Also about calories+197I never understood why people say booze is just empty calories. Sure,there's no real nutritional value, but those calories are far from empty, they're full of fun and awesomeness. amirite?