+1,395 The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I HAVE DOUBLE D's!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Luan! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha I didn't think anyone else would know who he is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LuanLegacy is FIERCE! >:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, but hopefully you don't say both of those things haha :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://amirite.net/230323/1613265

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would just cry, I'm sure it wouldn't work but I'm being honest. He'd probably laugh at me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or you could try to change the subject by yelling something like "PUDDING!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dean?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

only 1 person thought of it from a man's point of view (im not including i give good head as a man's quote although...)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait until my father hears about this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you said, "you fuck?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the killer askes you for your last words, you should say, "You spelled 'asks' wrong. You don't need the 'e'." He'd be so grateful he wouldn't want to kill you anymore. Then you can both go to Baskin Robins and watch people eat really expensive ice cream because neither of you is willing to pay five bucks for a single scoop of vanilla.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Free samples of everything though. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And definitely not "Your daughter gives good head."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then he might reply with, "I know" and then no one would know what to think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a post from 2010? wish they had a better system for picking POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, judging by your anon name, you should probably follow this post's advice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Ant, can I have POTD? Your daughter gives good head."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the killer interprets that in a different way though? "Oh, you give good head? Perfect for my collection." *Decapitates you. Or what if he is on a mission to kill his entire family? You think he doesn't know you're his daughter? He had to go through years of searching and investigating to find all of his illegitimate children, now that you just confirmed i all the more reason to kill you. no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And what if he already has a daughter that gives good head? Then you would be useless to him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She's dead too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's about to kill you anyway. I think it's at least worth trying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/59238

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cyanide and Happiness seem to have a comic for pretty much every situation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reverse psychology could also work, though. If you say "Cut my face off and feed my body to ants.", you'll be given a pat on the head and a capri-sun juice box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you can use reverse reverse psychology, and ask to be let free. That way he would think you were using reverse psychology and that you wanted to be killed, so he would let you go free with your Capri-sun juice box to do what he thinks is what you don't want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

//Or// you could use reverse reverse reverse psychology and beg your life. Then he could think you were using reverse reverse psychology and set you free (against what he thinks are your real subconscious wishes) and toss the Capri-Sun in there too. --Too far?--

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but if he's a complete psycho he's going to do it anyway. I'd really rather my last words on earth not be begging someone with "I give really good head."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mine would be "But who's going to post pictures of cats on POTD?! Amirite?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it extremely disturbing that I was thinking of this for a long time last night and then found my exact thoughts posted as POTD. I would greatly appreciate for you to not invade my mind again. 'kay thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dafaq did I just read

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw the first word in your sentence and thought the same thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/help#faq yes, you did just read da faq

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My last words would be "Before you kill me, let me show you a little something I like to call amirite.net." And then we'd follow each other on Amirite and mention each other in our about me pages and comment on each other's posts and help each other gain achievements and we'd be best friends on Amirite and stuff. And the best part is that I don't die!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or, he would just get so caught up reading because of how much the time flies while you're reading that then you would make your get away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the serial killer would kill you and then google amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My last words would be, "Yes, just three." [Compliments of Whitest Kids U Know]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait i dont get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"yes" is one word, "just" is one word, "three" is one word. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well yeah but why would you say just three words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you have any last words? Yes(1) Just(2) Three(3) So the phrase describes itself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i got that... i just dont get, is that supposed funny? arright whatever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd definitely go with, "If you kill me, you'll never be able to find the treasure!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The treasure of Ima Wiener?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking more National Treasure than The Simpsons Movie, but that works too:p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the treasure of Imawiener?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you make such a lame joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow i feel like an asshole now. when i posted that comment no one else had replyed so i thought i was the first one. god i feel like a douche now lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes my "acting" classes will finally come to good use. " You know what [sniffle] I could have saved you **more** than 15% on car insurance. $345 a year on that white van you were going to throw me in. But no, you want to kill me, so just keep paying extra you bastard"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I KNOW HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It could backfire, though "THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW!" *off with your head*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh man, I remember reading this when it first came out. I feel like I'm watching a child grow up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Killler: Any last words? Victim: RED ROBIN! Killer: YUM! *sweeps legs out from under the killer* Victim: hell yeah one point for me zer-- OH FUCK HE'S STILL ALIVE, RUN LITTLE LEGS RUN!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does everyone assume it's a guy? I think a women killer would be easier, "I have a really big dick but I need both of your hands to pull it out and mine untied." Now you run or actually have sex, which ever is better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If you kill me, then that leaves no room for a sequel!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago