Also about god and bible+9People who say that bible stories and science can't be related, haven't thought things through.
Eg: the big bang theory says that a meteor collided with another, and voila, there was life, but what moved the meteor? Energy. What created energy? God.
Or humans, bible says that god blew life into sand and therefor humans existed, and science says that humans are made out of atoms, but what is s... amirite?
Also about bible and god killed-508Christians who claim theirs is a peaceful god have obviously never read the Bible, which documents the thousands of people God killed and ordered killed. The Christian God is harsh and vengeful. He ordered the first born sons of all Egyptians killed at one point. That's right. God killed babies. He is not the god of peace. amirite?
Also about god and satan+27When Einstein died, God and Satan argued over who would take him. God argued that through Einstein's work, the human condition improved. Satan argued that Einstein's work with the atom bomb paved the way for death and destruction. The arguing continued until God uttered, "I'll sue you for his custody!" Satan merely laughed and said, "Oh, really? And where are YOU going to get a lawyer?", a... amirite?
Also about god, bible, and killed-1the Bible teaches that God can be killed, amirite?
Also about bible, god killed, and satan+113In The Bible, God killed more people than Satan did, amirite?
Also about killed and satan+46Religious people: Harry Potter is not Satan. Harry Potter killed Satan. Read the books. amirite?