+706 Hello, random guy who works at the mall. No, I would not like to try your weird organic lotion. Yes, I am sure. Really, I'm fine. No, thank you, I have to go now. I'm running late. Yes, I will come back some other day. No, I do not want a free sample. JUST LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE! Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think the word you're looking for is 'fuck', dear. Show some passion, please.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Anyone who votes no on this post is the random guy trying to sell lotion, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

These people are crazy, seriously. One time, I was at the mall and this guy who worked one of the kiosk things was trying to get people to try this new hair product he was selling and he followed me all the way across the mall. A security guy had to come over and save me. -shudders-

by Anonymous 14 years ago