+4,166 Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?

by Anonymous 9 years ago

HAHAHAH!! that's hilarious!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It depends... who in your family is the best at ping- pong?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No its scary. They could be among us right now, and we dont even know it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Repostttttt

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is the letter "t" on your keyboard stuck? You can get that fixed, you know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really? I have always had problems witttttttth stttttticking keys. Where can I go ttttttttto gettttttt ittttttt fixed?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah, they just have a Toyota keyboard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

link?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Its definitely Collin ;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well the funny thing is, I have a friend name Colin... and he's Chinese o__O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, that's not funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, my bad.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

REPEAAATT

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@346117 (Val): it's not a repeat until you show me a link.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Gee, what makes you say that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha it is totally Collin ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Repeat?...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Repost...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow.... thing is obviously a repost. the original was great.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

repost? im pretty sure i have this up(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's not like the original poster made this up either. I've heard this joke for years. Chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, but so many peoples' posts get deleted from being a slight repost, then they have these completely obvious copied posts on the homepage! People are sick of it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're right; who cares if it's reposted or not, this joke is FUCKING ANCIENT. It's not much better than "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?....Because he was feeling CRUMMY. lollulzlawl:DDDDDkthxbaixoxxosmileyface:)roflcompter:)!!!11!one!!!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh, and inb4 Zubat eating chips inb4 Polarthebear shamelessly promoting one of his posts inb4 anon telling Polarthebear that he's just jelly inb4 Scrantoncity starting a big argument about how there's no proof that 1 in 5 people are Chinese

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mass inb4'ing is my thing. D:<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

not anymore it's not h

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well... inb4 you do this again. Inb4 you argue any case that you should be allowed to. inb4 you break the inb4 laws. inb4 anyone comes to your rescue inb4 more people complain about repeat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

penis. That wasn't covered by any of your inb4's.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh... dangflabbit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

reacue

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What does inb4 mean?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/....php?term=inb4 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-b4-x http://encyclopediadramatica.com/In_before_X In short, it's basically just means that you're calling something that will probably happen before it happens. Example: we're talking about religion, I say "inb4 huge evolution debate" because that's what always happens when we talk about religion. It's shorthand for "In before . . ."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks so much! That has been used for like the last 6-7 days and Im just like WTF

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This noob stealing my avy

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You didn't consider that maybe. . . I'm the one eating chips, this time. Muahahaha!!! I'm eating chips.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've been inb4-ing before anybody on this site

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've got inb4 on vinyl.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a Jack Handey quote, and it's also a repeat. People are so stupid these days. It's one thing to rip off somebody else's idea, but it's totally moronic to try to do it when the exact same post is already out there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This poster must have modified it slightly; the site doesn't let you post an exact copy of any post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, good point. I didn't mean EXACT copy (even though that's what I wrote). I meant to say that it's so close that it seems to be the exact same thing. Thanks for pointing that out!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It may be a repeat, but at least it was only repeated once, you guys keep copying each others comments,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Haha yea, people complaining about reposts are just as annoying as the reposts themselves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you for pointing that out! There are probably more people saying repost/repeat than the repeats themselves!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is it ironic that his comment has two redundant comments in reply to it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe, but considering it was genius, it doesn't surprise me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHHAHAHA!!!!!! thats funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope its collin, It would be sad if it were Hao-Chang-Lee.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's obvisoulsy Colin. I mean seriously

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You racist?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God bless Tommy Cooper.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey guys, if you didn't get the memo, I thiiiink it might be a repeat. Jeez. Who cares, it made me laugh :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it's you, bro...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's your mom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like someone is eating chips...Doritos i think.. hmm im jelly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You caught me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I hope this got PotD because Tommy came back from the dead to share, even if it has been used before. wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe if we all keep commenting saying "repeat," it'll magically go away!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Really mods? Again?? This is the second time in 3 days where a repost clearly stolen from THIS site made the post of the day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zubat, i chose you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Zubat, i choose you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OM NOM NOM

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually 1 in 3 people are chinese. They reproduce like teenage rabbits

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I are no chinee!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Amirite, get like PSP and step your game up!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The original post to this was made June 13th. Search before you go for a POTD way to not catch that one mods.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol, mods dont choose POTD. learn how the site works before you make accusations. HURRRRRRRRRRR

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHA! is hao-chang-lee adopted

by Anonymous 14 years ago

PEOPLE, READ THIS FFS. The person that made this WON'T GET CREDITED WITH STATS FOR IT. This version will have been made PotD because of the anonymous name used. The original joke was made by Tommy Cooper, and this post gives full credit to the great man while still letting us enjoy the joke. Get over it with the repeats thing, fo'srs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And the reason why the original poster to the POTD 2 days ago didn't get credit because THEY were anonymous. You don't get the argument both ways. The point of this site is to be original, and the ONLY rule is to check before you post which they obviously didn't do. It doesn't matter about stats, it matters that this is the second time the someone has been screwed over, and the mods shouldn't just allow it that it's nothing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"It doesn't matter about stats" "Someone has been screwed over" If it doesn't matter about stats, who cares WHO posted the PotD or if it's a repeat? As long as people get to read it, it wouldn't matter to people. If stats weren't important, of course.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

why are chinese people yellow? i don't get

by Anonymous 14 years ago

bahahahahahah i literally laughed out loud :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lmao whoever knows about like every single repost on this site needs to get a life because theyre obviously on here waaaaaayyyyy to much

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(uarelifelesslosers:)): More like they know how to use the search bar. Or can recognize something really funny they've read, or posted themselves.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(uarelifelesslosers:)): And yet you're on here making fun of us, so what does that make you?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is the first time ive been on for like a week and i have never noticed a repost soo im pretty sure im normal:) but thanks for asking darling i appreciate it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Retoast

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I eat retoasts for breakfast.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oldie but goodie

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well.. it's vast improvement over yesterday's POTD!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Another 1 in 5 is Indian so 2 people in your family are from Asia.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The post was funny to an extent, but the comments about Chinese people here are so....ugh. This site is full of hypocrites. Sensitive and in denial hypocrites.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think Ant is trolling us with this "repost as potd" shit. Successful troll is successful.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

your dad sounds pretty chinese to me. justsayin

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think enough fucking people have said repost yet. Please people keep commenting on how it's a repost.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's actually your older sister...Tia.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

link to the original post?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/139093

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thanks

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO PROBLEMMMMMMM!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*Apparently,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm surprised no one has said that yet! Bonus points to you :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can't believe you're the first to point this out. Also, *Chinese, *there are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

BUT THIS POST ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE STATISTIC MENTIONED IN THE POST IS FLAWED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Someone lacks a sense of humor. Jokes don't have to be 100% accurate to be funny.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

actually, there's no point of a joke if it doesn't make sense...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm Chinese.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's also a facebook group.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe YOU are the Chinese one because: 1. Apparently* 2. Chinese* 3. You can't start a sentence with 'And' 4. there's* 5. The 'or' in front of the commas are unnecessary 6. You can't start a sentence with 'But' Therefore, it's definitely you because you can't even convey your thoughts in proper English as English is not your first language. I rest my case.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I believe YOU are the Chinese one because: 1. Apparently* 2. Chinese* 3. You can't start a sentence with 'And' 4. there's* 5. The 'or' in front of the commas are unnecessary 6. You can't start a sentence with 'But' Therefore, it's definitely you because you can't even convey your thoughts in proper English as English is not your first language. I rest my case.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And yet, none of us care. But still, it was worth a shot.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*there are

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ok, i don't really see your point. chinese people are mostly clustered in china, OFCOURSE someone in your family isn't chinese.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's obviously the dad. While everyone is pointing there finger at poor, innocent Colin, he's in the kitchen making fortune cookies. Take a hint.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Repeat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahahah amazing!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Love this! but i did read this on MLIA.com a while back....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What is this I don't even...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think it's YOU! you sneaky little bastard, throwing blame onto poor unexpecting Colin...

by Anonymous 13 years ago