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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in this world are chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be 1 of them. It's not me, so it could be my dad, my mom, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Hao-Chang-Lee. But it's probably my brother Colin, amirite?
It's not like the original poster made this up either. I've heard this joke for years. Chill.
You're right; who cares if it's reposted or not, this joke is FUCKING ANCIENT. It's not much better than "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?....Because he was feeling CRUMMY. lollulzlawl:DDDDDkthxbaixoxxosmileyface:)roflcompter:)!!!11!one!!!"
oh, and inb4 Zubat eating chips
inb4 Polarthebear shamelessly promoting one of his posts
inb4 anon telling Polarthebear that he's just jelly
inb4 Scrantoncity starting a big argument about how there's no proof that 1 in 5 people are Chinese
Mass inb4'ing is my thing. D:<
not anymore it's not
Well... inb4 you do this again.
Inb4 you argue any case that you should be allowed to.
inb4 you break the inb4 laws.
inb4 anyone comes to your rescue
inb4 more people complain about repeat.
penis.
That wasn't covered by any of your inb4's.
Oh... dangflabbit.
reacue
What does inb4 mean?
This noob stealing my avy
http://www.urbandictionary.com/....php?term=inb4
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-b4-x
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/In_before_X
In short, it's basically just means that you're calling something that will probably happen before it happens.
Example: we're talking about religion, I say "inb4 huge evolution debate" because that's what always happens when we talk about religion. It's shorthand for "In before . . ."
Thanks so much! That has been used for like the last 6-7 days and Im just like WTF
You didn't consider that maybe. . . I'm the one eating chips, this time. Muahahaha!!!
I'm eating chips.
I've been inb4-ing before anybody on this site
I've got inb4 on vinyl.
Yeah, but so many peoples' posts get deleted from being a slight repost, then they have these completely obvious copied posts on the homepage! People are sick of it.
It may be a repeat, but at least it was only repeated once, you guys keep copying each others comments,
Haha yea, people complaining about reposts are just as annoying as the reposts themselves.
Thank you for pointing that out! There are probably more people saying repost/repeat than the repeats themselves!
Is it ironic that his comment has two redundant comments in reply to it?
Maybe, but considering it was genius, it doesn't surprise me.
maybe if we all keep commenting saying "repeat," it'll magically go away!
Repostttttt
Is the letter "t" on your keyboard stuck? You can get that fixed, you know.
Nah, they just have a Toyota keyboard.
Really? I have always had problems witttttttth stttttticking keys. Where can I go ttttttttto gettttttt ittttttt fixed?
You're not funny. Stop trying.
link?
this post doesn't seem funny to me for some reason.
I prefer the one about 1 in 5 people have stds instead lol
How would it work for STDs? Can you post a link?
ehhh sorry I can't find it.
But, It was a pretty good post
Its definitely Collin ;)
dont lie, he spelled colin wrong :P
Well the funny thing is, I have a friend name Colin... and he's Chinese o__O
No, that's not funny.
Oh, my bad.
REPEAAATT
@346117 (Val): it's not a repeat until you show me a link.
Fuck! reposts, they're everywhere!
"durr its gotta be colin lawl"
"this is a repost derp!"
"more people saying resposts than actual reposts herpdy derp!"
Retoast
I eat retoasts for breakfast.
I feel like someone is eating chips...Doritos i think.. hmm im jelly.
You caught me.
HAHAHAH!! that's hilarious!
No its scary. They could be among us right now, and we dont even know it
STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO THE TOP COMMENT GOD DAMMIT.
It depends... who in your family is the best at ping- pong?
Repeat?...
Repost...
It's your mom.
Wow.... thing is obviously a repost. the original was great.
actually 1 in 3 people are chinese. They reproduce like teenage rabbits
Hey guys, if you didn't get the memo, I thiiiink it might be a repeat. Jeez. Who cares, it made me laugh :)
Amirite, get like PSP and step your game up!
PEOPLE, READ THIS FFS.
The person that made this WON'T GET CREDITED WITH STATS FOR IT.
This version will have been made PotD because of the anonymous name used. The original joke was made by Tommy Cooper, and this post gives full credit to the great man while still letting us enjoy the joke.
Get over it with the repeats thing, fo'srs.
And the reason why the original poster to the POTD 2 days ago didn't get credit because THEY were anonymous. You don't get the argument both ways. The point of this site is to be original, and the ONLY rule is to check before you post which they obviously didn't do. It doesn't matter about stats, it matters that this is the second time the someone has been screwed over, and the mods shouldn't just allow it that it's nothing.
"It doesn't matter about stats" "Someone has been screwed over"
If it doesn't matter about stats, who cares WHO posted the PotD or if it's a repeat? As long as people get to read it, it wouldn't matter to people. If stats weren't important, of course.
It's obviously the dad. While everyone is pointing there finger at poor, innocent Colin, he's in the kitchen making fortune cookies. Take a hint.
repost? im pretty sure i have this up(:
Really mods? Again?? This is the second time in 3 days where a repost clearly stolen from THIS site made the post of the day.
Stop blaming people who have nothing to do with the choice of the POTD.
I are no chinee!
Zubat, i choose you!
OM NOM NOM
I think Ant is trolling us with this "repost as potd" shit.
Successful troll is successful.
*Apparently,
I'm surprised no one has said that yet! Bonus points to you :)
Thank you.
I can't believe you're the first to point this out.
Also, Chinese, there are
I hope this got PotD because Tommy came back from the dead to share, even if it has been used before.
It's actually your older sister...Tia.
It's a Jack Handey quote, and it's also a repeat. People are so stupid these days. It's one thing to rip off somebody else's idea, but it's totally moronic to try to do it when the exact same post is already out there.
This poster must have modified it slightly; the site doesn't let you post an exact copy of any post.
Yeah, good point. I didn't mean EXACT copy (even though that's what I wrote). I meant to say that it's so close that it seems to be the exact same thing. Thanks for pointing that out!
It's a Tommy Cooper quote. You should google him. He's like the king of one liners.
The original post to this was made June 13th.
Search before you go for a POTD
way to not catch that one mods.
lol, mods dont choose POTD. learn how the site works before you make accusations. HURRRRRRRRRRR
BUT THIS POST ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE STATISTIC MENTIONED IN THE POST IS FLAWED
Someone lacks a sense of humor. Jokes don't have to be 100% accurate to be funny.
Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid...
actually, there's no point of a joke if it doesn't make sense...
I think it's YOU! you sneaky little bastard, throwing blame onto poor unexpecting Colin...
Gee, what makes you say that?
I'm Chinese.
HAHHAHAHA!!!!!! thats funny
It's obvisoulsy Colin. I mean seriously
You racist?
no
God bless Tommy Cooper.
I think it's you, bro...
Yeah, the last several have also been former POTD. Not sure why Ant's doing it...
Zubat, i chose you!
bahahahahahah i literally laughed out loud :)
oldie but goodie
Another 1 in 5 is Indian so 2 people in your family are from Asia.
The post was funny to an extent, but the comments about Chinese people here are so....ugh. This site is full of hypocrites. Sensitive and in denial hypocrites.
your dad sounds pretty chinese to me. justsayin
I don't think enough fucking people have said repost yet. Please people keep commenting on how it's a repost.
link to the original post?
http://www.amirite.net/139093
thanks
NO PROBLEMMMMMMM!
It's also a facebook group.
I believe YOU are the Chinese one because:
1. Apparently
2. Chinese
3. You can't start a sentence with 'And'
4. there's*
5. The 'or' in front of the commas are unnecessary
6. You can't start a sentence with 'But'
Therefore, it's definitely you because you can't even convey your thoughts in proper English as English is not your first language.
I rest my case.
ok, i don't really see your point. chinese people are mostly clustered in china, OFCOURSE someone in your family isn't chinese.
Repeat.
Hahahah amazing!
Love this! but i did read this on MLIA.com a while back....
What is this I don't even...
Howw aboutt youu gett aa lifee.
Haha 3 people like me better than you!!!!!! Muhahahahahahaha
I believe YOU are the Chinese one because:
1. Apparently
2. Chinese
3. You can't start a sentence with 'And'
4. there's*
5. The 'or' in front of the commas are unnecessary
6. You can't start a sentence with 'But'
Therefore, it's definitely you because you can't even convey your thoughts in proper English as English is not your first language.
I rest my case.
And yet, none of us care. But still, it was worth a shot.
*there are
well.. it's vast improvement over yesterday's POTD!
I hope its collin, It would be sad if it were Hao-Chang-Lee.
HAHAHA! is hao-chang-lee adopted
REPEAT!
why are chinese people yellow? i don't get
I think the polar bear accidentally ate a...JELLYfish.
applause
lol.
I was also dissapointed at the lack of tree jokes.
no, tree isn't much humor, in this OR out of this. But, this joke is friggin hilarious.
lmao whoever knows about like every single repost on this site needs to get a life because theyre obviously on here waaaaaayyyyy to much
(uarelifelesslosers:)): More like they know how to use the search bar. Or can recognize something really funny they've read, or posted themselves.
(uarelifelesslosers:)): And yet you're on here making fun of us, so what does that make you?
this is the first time ive been on for like a week and i have never noticed a repost soo im pretty sure im normal:) but thanks for asking darling i appreciate it
hahahaha it is totally Collin ;D