Money grows on trees, amirite?

If it did, the trees and the seeds to grow them would cost a freaking fortune.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Don't kill me guys :(

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Lol it's okay. Were you being silly? If you actually think money grows on trees, I'll be worried.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'm only a silly goose, haha.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haha then you're okay.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Milly seuss?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Frilly deuce?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I was about to say "What the deuce"... xD

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Really, Bruce?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Lol, Willy Noose?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Jilly's Jesus (pronounced hey-seuss)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

silly alchoholism abuse.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stop this debauchery and call it truce!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Frilly caboose

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Leave the hippies alone! Your so obtuse!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It's spelt "You're"... can't believe such grammatical misuse! :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

:0 How dare you insult me like that. I shall now retreat before all hell breaks loose.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This thread makes me want to get out the noose...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hey, hey, what's with all the verbal abuse?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Saying whatever it takes to rhyme with goose :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Let's all be friends and have some chocolate mousse.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well, I believe my hunger you've begun to induce.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Look! Its voldemort!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I couldn't think of any rhymes anyway

by Anonymous 15 years ago

We've stretched the limit of English I think. haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And the moral of the story is......money, trees do not produce :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

At least none of us are wearing the color puce.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

To be sure, go ask Zeus.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

If so, we may need to reduce.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Rocky, your rhymes are becoming quite a lame excuse

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You know who would be proud of us? Dr Seuss.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, but maybe we should all just stop and come to a truce.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'm disappointed at your rhyme reuse.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hey Sarah, do you wanna bet?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Sure, Jazz. If I win you get me a net.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Rocky's back, don't any of you fret.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

No no, i've got my portable net here in my pocket. I carry it every where with me :) Just dont get it wet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I promise to keep it away from the faucet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Gosh just because I'm so good you dont have to sweat!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Would anyone like to have a tea party with my new tea set?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Sure, I'll even bring a string quartet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'm sure any tea party of Sarahs will be of top ettiquette.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Have I heard this string quartet yet?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

They're all over the internet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, I heard them play Mozarts Minuet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I cam craving crepe suzette.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*am what is wrong with me?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Who's up for a game of Russian Roulette?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I would, but I really should jet

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Where to? Let me guess, the Capital of Tibet?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Actually, I'm headed to my Aunt Jeanette's

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh, Jeanette? I don't think we have before met?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Guys, I can think of nothing to say, please don't be upset!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Maybe you have, she's that tall brunet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wait. Is her husbands name Brett?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes. He always carries a cigarette.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Even while at the vet?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

He has been through a war, you mustn't forget.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'm clean out of rhymes, cadet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Best amirite comments yet

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I think we all just ran out of ideas. It sometimes happens on the Internet.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

no, money is made out of cloth, idiot

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Longest COMMENT EVER

by Anonymous 15 years ago

^??? lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Lol fail. I got REALLY confused. Don't ask.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love how you guys are still commenting on this. :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Ninety-eight XD

by Anonymous 15 years ago

These comments will be growing forever probably.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ONE HUNDRED!!1!!!!11!1!1!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yaaaaay.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

:D I love you guys

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I love you too.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

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by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh not this again.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, and this time I've brought my hen. @13760 (OinkMooRawr): lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I am quite amazed by this

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes, this will grow into legend as The Best Post Ever.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wow, lots of comments on this one lol. -revives-

by Anonymous 15 years ago

lawl

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LOL=NOT LAWL

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LAWL LAWL LAWL

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LAWL. LAWL! LAWL?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LWAL?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So... am I the only one who knows that "paper" money (in the US, anyway) is 75% cotton, and 25% linen (made from the flax plant), which both grow from the ground and not in a tree at all? Just throwin' it out there.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I knew that.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Our politicians seem to think that...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Thats because they're fat

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*kills*

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Guys, I think what he means is how Dollars are made of cotton... I'm unsure about other currency though.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Fayl.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

*Joins ridiculously long discussion just for the hell of it*

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I just read through this again yesterday. Still epic.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'd give you cookie and your decision would sway.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Money is paper, so it does sort of "grow on trees" in a way!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It's actually made of cotton and linen and stuff.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Alright with the info! I think I've had enough.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh, you've got to be a bit more tough!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Sorry, but I'm way to chicken to bluff.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yahoo answers tells me a mixture of paper, cotton, and linen is what money is made out of. D<

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It ain't no paper.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Money technically does grow on trees, seeing as its paper and we get paper from trees so...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It's not paper.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

lolol, it's made out of cotton, so it's not made out of paper.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(Rocky) & @35585 (RiddlesAreHard): It's been said multiple times. I don't think it's worth explaining anymore

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Indeed, that's why I didn't elaborate.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

oh now i feel stupid, lolmonade

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Wait, isen't money made from paper? Paper comes from trees....

by Anonymous 15 years ago

oh m god. You're doing this on purpose.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

get out lol

by Anonymous 15 years ago

haha

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It will never end. NEVER.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Yes it will.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Nope. It will forever be commented on and known as the greatest Amirite comments ever.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

.-.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

:]

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Woohoo :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

In fact, these comments have gone so far it could be like A chatroom almost.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This is honestly getting annoying D:

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Pffffffffft, no

by Anonymous 15 years ago

No you.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Let's play a game. I write a sentence and then you add onto it and then next person adds onto that. It stays one sentence, just add adjectives/phrases/etc. Rocky ate ice cream.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stupid Rocky ate ice cream.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stupid Rocky ate ice cream on a tricycle.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stupid Rocky ate ice cream on a red tricycle.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Did it wrong.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Stupid [Sarah envied] Rocky [as he] ate ice cream. See? SHUT UP.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

You didn't put the tricycle bit.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle and didn't spill a single drop.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle and didn't spill a single drop of the purple kind but the red scoop fell off.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle and didn't spill a single drop of the purple kind but the red scoop fell off, which caused him to cry like a little tyke.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle and didn't spill a single drop of the purple kind but the red scoop fell off, which caused him to shrug rather than cry like a little tyke.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Not stupid Sarah envied Rocky as he ate ice cream on a red tricycle and didn't spill a single drop of the purple kind but the red scoop fell off, which caused him to shrug rather than cry like a little tyke, until he fell down a ditch.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Money does grow on trees, money derives from trees.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It doesn't. If you read what was previously said, money is made from cotton and linen. So you're wrong.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Can we stop being on topic in here for once.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

... I sometimes hate you guys for not including me in this. :D But then I remember how... freakish you are. So, I realize you have your excuse.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahaha <3

by Anonymous 15 years ago

If money is paper.... then wouldn't trees BE money?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

We've covered this a thousand times in here lol. Money is not paper.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

lol well i dont know about you.. but i REALLY didnt feel like reading ALL of the comments to this post O.o ... but thanks for clarifying :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

WELL YOU SHOULD'VE hahah No problem.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I just read the whole thing (It took about ten minutes). Thank you for enlightening my afternoon.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(NO!!!): No problem :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(NO!!!): I'm sure I was the most interesting contributor.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

money grows FROM trees. 'No Way'

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This post just gets more epic with age.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

399/399 EPIC

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haha this was a very entertaining use of my time reading all of this. Thank you fellow humans.~~~

by Anonymous 15 years ago

haha, no problem :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

wow.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

VIVA LA MONEY POST

by Anonymous 15 years ago

-rolleyes-

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Money can be made of paper, Paper is made of trees... So, yeah, money does grow on trees.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

But money isn't made of paper. ;_;

by Anonymous 15 years ago

some money is

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Can we please start a new rhyme. I just read all the posts and I liked the rhymes the best. Care to join?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(Purple Pineapple): Not many words rhyme with join. The exception being loin.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Your oversight does not earn you a coin.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

This rhyme is a pain in the groin.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(NO!!!): This sounds interesting. May I rejoin?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Only if you choose another rhyme.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It is definatley time.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

(NO!!!): The old one was sour like a lime

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'd even say the other rhyme was a crime.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It wasn't even worth a dime!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It didn't even have a good chime!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Haven't we done this rhyme or is my brain just full of slime?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Honey grows on bees, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Bitches on their knees, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

BITCHES DOESN'T RHYME WITH MONEY YOU RUINED IT SARAH

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I'M PRETTY SURE CHUTNEY DOESN'T RHYME EITHER, OK.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Facepalm. MAJOR FACEPALM GOODNESS

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Hahahaha you know it! @81283 (Rocky): Nou.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Money isn't paper.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Oh, thanks for informing me.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I almost lol'd

by Anonymous 15 years ago

It's funny how people come across this post and think that nowhere within its over 300 comments did we discuss the actual nature of money.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ya cuz someones not gonna read all those 100 comments

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Everyone should.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

ya and waste all that time, ya right

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Thank you for making my day, this was wonderful!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Anytime :D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Reading this entire post should be an Initiation for new members, amirite?

by Anonymous 15 years ago

And afterward, they'll have to jump across the top of an active volcano.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Precisely.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

wtf is up with all these comments.........

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Epicness.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Omg. Guys when I first posted this I was kinda skeptic. I was wrong :)

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I want to kill the people that made this post negative scored.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Every once in a while I forget this thing exists.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Well, I forget that you exist everyday!

by Anonymous 15 years ago

D:

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Has this been POTD yet?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i noticed there were 399 comments and just had to add one :P

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Most commented, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Made this post one comment closer to most commented :D This rhyming thing really added tons of comments.. Let's do it again, after I get some juice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

To go with your juice would you like some goose?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

NO! Animal cruelty is wrong, but this time, I'll let you on the loose.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm sorry! Let me make it up to you with some chocolate mousse.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love mousse :D but more importantly, I cannot keep this rhyme going so I'm going to distract you with a new one, call it a crime but I'm just trying to kill time. And now, it's your time to shine :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do you happen to know any mimes?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Actually, no. But I think this just made my entire lifetime. xD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Congrats, you have excavated the depths of this site to discover the most epic post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why thank you. This is most definitely the most epic post ever, although, I have to admit that the only reason I discovered this post... is because I was was on formspring. ]:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Orly?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah... I was creeping. Lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol wait, my formspring?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mhmmmm. I'm nosy. Haha, sorry. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol it's all good, I have the link on my profile.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In Animal Crossing, money grows on trees.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

What's Animal Crossing?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LETS GET THE MOST COMMENT :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

KEEP IT GOING!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Come on vamonos! Everybody let's go!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

vamanos*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's vamonos with an accent on the a. I KNOW MY SPANISH.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SARAH YOU'RE WRONG. LOOK IT UP. I TOOK FOUR YEARS. ALSO I'M HISPANIC.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU LOOK IT UP. I TOOK FIVE YEARS AND I'M ALSO HISPANIC. Chrom: I don't think there's a word for that.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WTF HOW AM I WRONG? I've just been pronouncing it wrong :'( (va-mah-nos) ALSO SHUT UP.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I asked my mommy. There isn't one @342793 (Rocky): It's okay Rocky. We all have our moments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:'( What the fuck?! Why wasn't I apart of this? If I could build a time machine, I would go back to December just to comment on this. :'(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't and say you did. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a long conversation anyways. I'll just say they missed me and need to read it all over again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

macne* Sorry I had to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is amazingly epic. You guys rock.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Always I want to be with you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

epic comments are epic

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Inorite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How do you know whether I have or do not have any pancake mix?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I had a revelation from God.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I feel like commenting, so I shall.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is extremely awesome, so I had to comment. Which is more epic, this or BreakfastFan's most commented ever post??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Obviously this! hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Whoopschniddlydingdangdong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yupp

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This needs to go on forever.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HI SARAH!!! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Taja

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How did you find it?! :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I've known about this post for months.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:$

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Owned

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sad that there's no comments below me :( Wanna fix that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LET US RECTIFY THE SITUATION

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, I'm pretty sure I made the 500th comment. It should have been you because I barely posted anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawl, it's all good. I'm just happy this post still has commenters.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I had a timemacne so I could go to the futur and tell everybody about this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading this post was better than sleeping.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What happened to the improvised rhyming?! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHAT IN THE JESUS FUCK

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WELCOME TO AMIRITE'S HIDDEN TREASURE

by Anonymous 13 years ago