Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

If u were maybe charities:))

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a shit load of shit

by Anonymous 14 years ago

candy. lots and lots of CANDY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And white vans

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1 billion Slim Jims.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hookers

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A puppy. C:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's either one expensive puppy or one spoiled puppy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clothes, duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

broadway tickets.. hehehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cooooookiessss!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your soul. Too far?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A team of asassins to kill Barney?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like stabbing a steak knife in your hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You were trying way too hard. And no one jokes about Barney in that manner except third graders who think they're bad ass. Besides, Barney's a boss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was referencing the OP's username, but yeah that was pretty gay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooooooooooh, that makes sense. my bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A horse :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them. Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really want to be rich...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like you. You have phenomenal ideas haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just for this, I hope that you win the lottery or invent something and become a billionaire, and then move to my city so I can witness all of these things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anything and everything you want.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not happiness, though.. Or God... that's salvation. or love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Kittens. 2. Lot's of bibles if you're in to that sort of thing. 3. Kitte... Er. Puppies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, you name a good price, and I just may suddenly be available for a few hundred thousand years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fritos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

College for me. College for my future kid. And depending on what's left, awesome yet ultimately pointless stuff! Oh yeah, and charity... that's nice too :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would buy 4,312 Angora rabbits. http://ctrlv.in/38867

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go on one of those space-shuttle rides that cost a few thousand dollars for a couple of minutes... Or clothes and shoes and bags....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A gold plated monster truck-limo, with built in rocket launchers and hot tub!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've got it! I'll throw parties and invite all the richest people in the state, in hopes that one day my true love, Daisy Buchanan, (who lives across the lake from me), will one day wander in to my mansion. But I'm scared that something might happen to prevent me from getting with her, like hitting her husband's mistress, Myrtle, with my Rolles Royce or something, and then getting shot by her husband George. Nahh..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good idea, Gatsby, good idea!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno. Batman stuff probably. Yeah, definitely Batman stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever the fuck I want, I'm a billionaire

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to be a billionaire so frickin' bad. Or in PolarTheBear's case, I want to have good healthcare so frickin bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would have a show like Oprah. I would be the host of everyday Christmas; give Lily your wish list. I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt, and adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had sh...Give away a few mercedez like here lady have this, and last but not least grant somebody their last wish. It's been a few months since I've been single, so you can call my Lily-Claus, minus the ho ho (get it? haha).

by Anonymous 13 years ago