+889 In your mind, your parents have only had sex when they conceived you and your siblings, no other times, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And neither of them enjoyed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unfortunately, thin bedroom walls prove otherwise -.-'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@518916 (OMGitsNatz): o.e

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I thought all you gotta do is ask God for a baby and you wake up with one in your tummy... thank you so much, I was innocent until I read this... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wrong my siblings and i were all conceived immaculately or my parents adopted kids who strategically looked alike and faked 3 pregnancies

by Anonymous 13 years ago

plus maybe ONCE on their wedding night....once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i was little i found my mom's birth control pills... the conversation that followed will haunt me for the rest of my days >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I was brought by a stork. My parents don't even know what that is and if you tell me otherwise, I'll plug my ears and go, "LALALALALALALALALALAAAA!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, me too. Most horrifying thing ever is to find their used condoms...../tears eyes out

by Anonymous 13 years ago