+457 Snow white is a vampire. Blood red lips, pale skin... No wonder her step mum kept her locked up. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People say I look like snow white. Does that make me a vampire? :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...her skin doesn't sparkle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which goes further to prove that she is a vampire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Real vampires wouldn't sparkle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When was Snow White locked up by her Step-Mom?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

precisely what I was thinking. Wrong Disney princess dude!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well she was poisoned my her step mom. that must count for something, hay maybe she's a slayer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago