I just popped my G-string while fingering a minor. I think I need to fix my violin now, amirite?

Sometimes I make my broken G strings from my violin into jewelry. Because it's fun to tell people that I'm wearing a G string, and then ask if they'd like to see it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what do you do with the other strings?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually change my strings before they actually break, so I typically tuck the old ones back into my case to use in emergencies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my. I was only like glancing at this when I first read it... so it came out: "I just pooped my g-string while fingering my mirror. I think I need to fix my violin now." ... And I was like, "WTF?!?!?" NOW it makes more sense... Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha i did the exact same thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I was startled...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for stealing this from me, which I posted like 3 days ago. I really appreciate it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if he searched he wouldnt have found your because you said "guitar" not, "violin". but, yeah, it still sucks for you. sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol yeah i know. thanks anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

woah I'm sorry! i heard this joke a long time ago (violin camp haha) , and i searched for it, and it wasn't there. I'm sorry, I didnt know :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The violin's fine. you just need a new string is all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good day to you, Mr. Can't Understand the Simplest Innuendos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The automated ads on the side totally misinterpreted this, too. Instead of trying to get my string instrument repair stuff from a certain place, they are selling me lingerie. With pictures.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew it was going to be a joke about an instrument =D People and their dirty minds... hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A kid brought his violin to math class one time and we were all asking him about it and our teacher was trying to play it. When someone asked how often he practiced he said "Well, I haven't in a while because I broke my G-string." He didn't even realize what that sounded like, until everyone started laughing. It was the best math class ever. LoL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen from MLIA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love this post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saw this one on MLIA ad few days ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAAH. At first i was like. um.. WHAT ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is an OLD mlia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My school's music teacher said this as a joke to someone that broke their Violin's G-string

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not an old MLIA or anything. It's an old one from bash.org..It's one of the top 100 or 200 posts on bash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I was like "This is so not appropriate." Lol we are all so corrupt. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugh those minors tend to have a negative effect on our instruments dont they??? lol... pluck an a i broke my g string again!!! or my favourite... my g string slipped and i had to shift to third position for the whole performance... another...does anyone have any tweezers my dampit went too far into the f hole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago