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Sooner or later every group of friends gets the Yoko Ono experience. amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha, I actually used to call one of my friend's gfs "Yoko" behind her back, because of all the drama and bs in the group it caused. When he finally dumped her and admitted she was crazy(she told him if he didn't give her $1000, she was going to sue him for emotional trauma over the breakup. He told her she just committed extortion, and to go ahead since he was saving the email xD), I asked wtf he was doing with her all that time... and he he said "I just like to do things that make people say 'wtf' sometimes". Fair enough lol...
by Anonymous14 years ago
I called one of my friends girlfriend Yoko too! Simply because she was the single driving force that broke up my band... Much like Yoko was to the Beatles.
And I've never seen That 70's Show which I just found out already used my joke... jerks...
by Anonymous14 years ago
whats that?
by Anonymous14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsgWfAilIEM
Listen to that. Then the rest of their songs. Enjoy your now much better life.
by Anonymous14 years ago
This made me think of That '70s Show. In the episode (S5,E2-I Can't Quit You Baby) where Eric and Donna find out about Hyde and Jackie:
Jackie: It's just a meaningless fling. We can stop whenever we want.
Eric: Well... Maybe you should.
Jackie: Why do you even care?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE BREAKING UP THE BAND, YOKO.
I always loved that line.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I was going to say that!
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah. A mates girlfriend can ruin everything. Dealing with that right now. And a male version, oddly enough. it's not nice.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Why does yoko Ono sound SO familiar? I cant think of why.
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