Must suck to be a girl, the toilet seat is freezing, amirite?

Yes. Yes it is.

I forgot guys don't shit...

I pee like 8x as many times as I shit, girls pee sitting down Lex.

You will still at some point have to shit while sitting on a freezing cold toilet seat.

My toilet seat however, is always warm :D ^_^

Yep, urrite, especially because our heating has broken.

Say it with me now: EPIC FAIL.