+2,836 If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stephen Colbert is my hero

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Charlie Sheen is my hero

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You always have a reply to the first comment on the POTD...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes... Yes I do

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you're annoying and you're not even funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Silly anon, noticing is for people with accounts.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looten Plunder, is that you? (I'm sorry for that lame reference to a God awful show, but c'mon, it was to easy XD)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, all your employees must be deaf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, wait. They could be the ghosts of lumberjacks past.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

like i said in my post, i asked this question to a tree but he was stumped

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, if you ran an illegal logging company..... we wouldn't beat ya, we'd praise ya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I remember a time where people didn't say "back in my day" because we cut their tounges out if they did

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, we didn't even have tounges to cut out, if you had a tounge, then we'd beat ya

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was once a time where a person could walk down the street without having some lunatic shout "back in my day" then have the same lunatic say they would "beat ya"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, we didn't have streets to walk down, one of my buddies tried to build a street once............ and we beat 'im

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, saying "back in my day" wasn't a daily occasion and only happened when relevant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in my day, there was no day to go back to

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just to be clear all these "Back in my day....we'd beat ya" comments are supposed to be read in the voice of a WWII Veteran

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahahahahaha... wait i've heard this before....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lawl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I liked this before it was popular! I saw it on the just in page... Damn I should have commented on it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*cough* hipster *cough*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god, it's this post. XD <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This will be my facebook status, not gonna lie.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not for long when that tree fell on one of your deaf employees. People can't keep something like that a secret.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it, can someone explain please? :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no one can hear the tree fall, so that means that op's buisness illegal job of cutting down trees is a sucess. It's in relevance to the original joke "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If a tree in the middle of the forest falls on Fred Phelps does anyone care? hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is brilliant!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't actually have an opinion, but I've heard that you can get site-wide recognition of your awesomeness by commenting here. Am I cool yet?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, but a friend records it and plays it back to you, are you in the forest?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ono If your friend recorded it, they were obviously in the forest, therefore they were around to hear it. inb4 your friend is deaf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the friend was wearing headphones and listening to glee very loud.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's a quote from a British comedy. *"and you're not around to hear it"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was my Facebook status and currently has 12 likes. People think I'm funny smirk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*But does it ever really crash or even make a sound*

by Anonymous 2 years ago