If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, all your employees must be deaf.
Wait, wait. They could be the ghosts of lumberjacks past.
like i said in my post, i asked this question to a tree but he was stumped
Back in my day, if you ran an illegal logging company..... we wouldn't beat ya, we'd praise ya
Just to be clear all these "Back in my day....we'd beat ya" comments are supposed to be read in the voice of a WWII Veteran
I remember a time where people didn't say "back in my day" because we cut their tounges out if they did
Back in my day, we didn't even have tounges to cut out, if you had a tounge, then we'd beat ya
Dammit I knew it wasn't right. Thanks
I thought that was incorrect, but the guy i replied to spelled it tounge, so I was confuzzled
There was once a time where a person could walk down the street without having some lunatic shout "back in my day" then have the same lunatic say they would "beat ya"
Back in my day, we didn't have streets to walk down, one of my buddies tried to build a street once............ and we beat 'im
Back in my day, saying "back in my day" wasn't a daily occasion and only happened when relevant.
Back in my day, there was no day to go back to
I don't actually have an opinion, but I've heard that you can get site-wide recognition of your awesomeness by commenting here. Am I cool yet?
Stephen Colbert is my hero
You're my hero.
Charlie Sheen is my hero
You always have a reply to the first comment on the POTD...
Silly anon, noticing is for people with accounts.
Yes... Yes I do
you're annoying and you're not even funny.
I liked this before it was popular! I saw it on the just in page... Damn I should have commented on it
cough hipster cough
Would you like a throat lozenge?
This was my Facebook status and currently has 12 likes. People think I'm funny
"if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, but a friend records it and plays it back to you, are you in the forest?"
If your friend recorded it, they were obviously in the forest, therefore they were around to hear it.
inb4 your friend is deaf
the friend was wearing headphones and listening to glee very loud.
it's a quote from a British comedy. *"and you're not around to hear it"
This will be my facebook status, not gonna lie.
If a tree in the middle of the forest falls on Fred Phelps does anyone care?
Not for long when that tree fell on one of your deaf employees. People can't keep something like that a secret.
You guys suck at this. Seriously... ? Nearly a whole minute? I'd slit my wrists.
A certain sporting event attracted my attention.
thats boring as hell. why, snail racing is the only race in which your best friend's rock can beat your other friend's "purebred"
But then my snail falls in love with the purebred, and I become "In-laws" with my grouchy neighbor.
that doesnt quite work in this situation. but good try?
Oh my god, it's this post. XD <3
I chuckled, you should feel accomplished
You're spamming in all the wrong places, baby.
hahahahahahahaha... wait i've heard this before....
This is brilliant!!
Looten Plunder, is that you?
(I'm sorry for that lame reference to a God awful show, but c'mon, it was to easy XD)
I don't get it, can someone explain please? :)
no one can hear the tree fall, so that means that op's buisness illegal job of cutting down trees is a sucess.
It's in relevance to the original joke "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound"